I think the flavor here is awesome. A lot of you are saying it's eating the creature slowly, I interpreted it as it drowning the creature by clamping onto it and not letting go (getting weaker by the minute). So when it does let go, the creature swims up for air and regains its strength.
Posted By:
lukemol
(6/12/2012 7:03:09 PM)
A fantastic, beautiful card from a fantastic, beautiful set that fully deserved to be reprinted
Posted By:
SarcasmElemental
(7/26/2012 11:20:59 PM)
Om Nom nom creature removal for blue.
Posted By:
thaviel
(2/10/2009 9:55:20 PM)
Use Ashnod's Transmogrant to make it an artifact creature, and then chomp each of your creatures briefly with Voltaic Construct, and that infect deck ain't quite so scary...
Posted By:
Long_Con
(3/17/2011 11:02:37 AM)
Funny card with an interesting flavour...
Posted By:
Volcre
(9/29/2009 2:19:22 PM)
Weird that its ability triggers during your draw step, instead of upkeep. Still, it's very flavourful and not bad.
Posted By:
ClockworkSwordfish
(8/28/2010 7:50:07 AM)
3.5/5 for being the ONLY oyster. Now you know what creature type to change your opponent's creatures into when they play a creature deck.
Posted By:
Nathreet
(11/8/2010 1:43:26 PM)
If you want to be really crafty you can use it to help against opponents using Wither and Infect. Though it would probably be better to just go straight for their creatures, but hey, why not?
Posted By:
JamminTacoStand
(1/13/2011 12:28:57 PM)
Goofy cards are excellent additions to multiplayer decks in small numbers.
interestingly enough Steady Progress will make creatures drown faster.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(1/15/2011 5:37:32 AM)
*mampf*
*schlurp schlurp*
*gnubblegnubble*
*squiksquik*
*bubble*
uh your creature is death, this card is so incradebil funny, if you just imagen it, an oyster eating something.
and it doesn't got DEFENDER!
Posted By:
Achon333
(6/24/2010 9:15:33 AM)