I wonder if I could switch my lifemoney account to a more aggressive, high risk high reward moneychanger. Flip a coin, get 2 on a heads and nothing on a tails. Or maybe a safer mutual fund? Half a Counter per round, but without the 3 life initial cost? Hmmm.
Maybe one of those Roth IRAs I've been hearing so much about.
Oh! Right. Trading cards. uhm... This is a weird one. Rather silly, gotta wonder why he has 2 Toughness other than Blubber Armor... And I mean... Seriously. It's an Investment Banking Magic Card featuring a scowling fat guy. I would be inclined to think this guy was an Unglued if he weren't so unpleasantly drawn.
Posted By:
GradiustheFox
(3/15/2010 7:36:51 PM)
If you happen to be a wealthy person then you, of course, know to pair your standard account with a Gilder Bairn option.
Honestly, though, if you are just going for 1 mana cost white cards you will probably be FAR better off with Ghost-Lit Redeemer.
Posted By:
ddde
(8/9/2010 7:52:19 PM)
icatian money changer with doubling season, awsome
Posted By:
thespectre
(12/9/2009 10:57:03 AM)
Martyr of Sands is just better. Proclamation of Rebirth + Martyr is kind of like this + Doubling Season, but cheaper, faster and more potent.
Posted By:
rubber
(1/16/2010 7:51:58 PM)
This card is so bad it's awesome.
Posted By:
funkyfritter
(1/22/2010 9:42:21 AM)
I wish he had a class type. Would "Human Merchant" be so bad? :/
Posted By:
alextfish
(9/2/2011 6:11:14 AM)
Look, it's Ben Franklin!
Posted By:
pedrodyl
(8/9/2011 2:06:11 PM)
To more accurately reflect the banking philosophy of today, it should be errataed to this:
"Icatian Moneychanger enters the battlefield with three derivative counters on it.
When Icatian Moneychanger enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to you.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a derivative counter on Icatian Moneychanger.
Sacrifice Icatian Moneychanger: You lose 1 life for each derivative counter on Icatian Moneychanger. Activate this ability only during your upkeep."
Posted By:
Ichorix
(5/23/2010 8:00:16 AM)
This guy is tougher than you think. He can resist the blast of a rocket launcher!
Posted By:
Carnophage_4ever
(10/28/2010 4:00:25 PM)
I want to searing blaze this thing so badly. You lose 6 life and you're down a card, trololol
Posted By:
Laguz
(6/9/2011 10:06:45 PM)