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Your going to end up geting lots of counters on it as long as you use it for attacks or actions that seem natural.
Posted By: Silverware (10/11/2009 10:15:10 PM)
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Use with Handcuffs and Volrath's Motion Sensor. You can play this once during each turn, including your opponent's turn, so say it while they are trying to draw a card.
Posted By: kiseki (9/7/2011 5:21:50 PM)
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Combos with Cardpecker
Posted By: LordRandomness (11/24/2011 11:33:55 PM)
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you'll probably get at least one token when you first say something along the lines of, "I tap 4 mountains and play goblin swat team"
oh and one more thing, if you've got a full un deck you probably have alot more random stuff going on to distract opponents from this effect
Posted By: supershawn (3/16/2010 9:43:49 AM)
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@channelblaze; but what are you going to do with all of those swat teams in your mana pool?
Posted By: Kryptnyt (8/30/2010 12:18:04 AM)
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Say it loudly and in Spanish every time something bad happens. They'll assume it's incredibly obtuse profanity.
Posted By: ROBRAM89 (2/18/2011 11:06:56 AM)
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"I attack with goblin S.W.A.T. team"
"Ok, I take 2"
"3"
"Huh? It's a 2/2"
"Nope, I said goblin S.W.A.T. team"
"..."

Or you know what would be fun?

"Goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team, goblin S.W.A.T. team"

And then when you're opponent swats the table over and over again, say you were just saying it for fun and not activating the ability, until they stop swatting the table eventually, then say it's real =)
Posted By: channelblaze (8/15/2010 12:36:58 PM)
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What's fun is to make them leave the area with Ashnod's coupon, then claim you said it 60 times while they were gone.
Posted By: divine_exodus (2/23/2011 2:49:09 PM)
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Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Posted By: azure_drake222222 (2/5/2013 9:01:21 AM)
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fill the whole table with vile biles.
Posted By: O0oze (1/24/2014 9:53:40 AM)
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