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City of Ass
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All you people making stupid puns are assinine.
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Posted By: Gako (1/27/2012 10:00:35 PM)
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I always thought "City of Bras" was a good contender for "silly names to come out of City of... an alloy of copper and zinc."
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Posted By: Kirbster (6/24/2010 11:48:43 AM)
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you people do know that you can say "ass" now, right?
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Posted By: divine_exodus (6/21/2011 7:55:16 PM)
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Yes, yes... but...
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Posted By: TheMechanix (6/28/2011 9:33:46 PM)
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Censorship was released before this...
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Posted By: Luke_BPC (7/15/2010 7:40:21 PM)
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Actually the flavor text is rather appropriate considering mana burn was still part of the rules when this card was released. So, unless you had a Little Girl to cast or some other way to use the extra half mana, you would end up losing a half of a life every time you tapped the C of A.
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Posted By: AvatarOfHOE (12/24/2010 12:13:04 AM)
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ASS

Now that mana burn is gone its not so bad. Combos nice with Cheap Ass

Did anybody notice the asscrack on the bottom center of the textbox?

Lol flavor text.

ASS

4/5
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Posted By: CorkBulb (8/1/2012 9:51:44 PM)
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ASS
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Posted By: Shadoflaam (5/1/2012 12:25:39 PM)
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Best land ever. Strictly better than all of the Alara tri-lands. And of course, the pun...

(Okay, okay, it was released while mana burn was still a thing, but that doesn't matter now.)
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Posted By: Axelle (8/31/2012 7:42:34 PM)
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Better than Ancient Ziggurat. I could have fun with this.
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Posted By: Garfunculus (3/3/2011 5:22:44 PM)
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How does Sunburst interact with say two of these? Could you get say three counters on a Pentad Prism?
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Posted By: The_Wolf (5/23/2013 11:10:23 AM)
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They could be boobs if you wanted them to be.
Or giant peaches or something....
5/5 just because this card exists.
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Posted By: Drewskithelegend (3/17/2013 8:21:23 PM)
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Poor card is the butt of every joke..
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Posted By: Drecon84 (3/11/2013 5:45:40 AM)
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Of course, it comes into play "tapped."

*Ba dum, tish*
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Posted By: DoragonShinzui (2/15/2013 8:28:39 AM)
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Hoo boy. This thing got crazy after M10. No more mana burn makes this the third-best solely mana-producing land in the game. Only Tolarian Academy and Gaea's Cradle outclass it. 5/5
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Posted By: Continue (11/27/2012 8:23:49 PM)
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Best land ever. Strictly better than all of the Alara tri-lands. And of course, the pun...

(Okay, okay, it was released while mana burn was still a thing, but that doesn't matter now.)
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Posted By: Axelle (8/31/2012 7:42:34 PM)
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ASS

Now that mana burn is gone its not so bad. Combos nice with Cheap Ass

Did anybody notice the asscrack on the bottom center of the textbox?

Lol flavor text.

ASS

4/5
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Posted By: CorkBulb (8/1/2012 9:51:44 PM)
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ASS
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Posted By: Shadoflaam (5/1/2012 12:25:39 PM)
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even if you don't have a use fot he half: 1 any color for just is great
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Posted By: umumwhatshisname (3/9/2012 9:31:18 AM)
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All you people making stupid puns are assinine.
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Posted By: Gako (1/27/2012 10:00:35 PM)
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