I have a special place in my Rares folder for this card. I have a playset on the front page.. And on the back page.. And on all the other pages as well...
Posted By:
MySoxSmell
(7/30/2012 12:51:52 AM)
After I beat someone with it, I usually just leave it on the table at the game store. I assume that even the game ending can't get this thing out of play.
My game store started complaining because people are scared to use the tables, and the staff are afraid to clean them up.
Posted By:
Removal
(1/23/2011 8:01:17 PM)
Could you sacrifice Storm Crow to complete your mission?
Could you watch it die?
Storm Crow is your shield, Storm Crow is your sword.
Storm Crow has defied Gods and Demons.
MTG Players, I can't tell you everything. It isn't safe. R&D...they know I'm in the system.
Inside the Storm Crow deck, there's a solution. A way to stop the Chimney Imps, without summoning the remaining Storm Crows.
You will become the Storm Crow-est we can make you.
You will be the protectors of MTG and all her subsequent expansions.
Don't make a Storm Crow a promise, if you know you can't keep it.
Unleash the Storm Crow!
One Storm Crow to bring them all, one Storm Crow to find them. One Storm Crow to rule them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
In place of Wizards of the Coast you shall have a Storm Crow, not dark but blue and only two converted mana cost. With great artwork and flying, and it's amazingly a 1/2! All share love Storm Crow and despair...
Your overconfidence in Storm Crow is your weakn... (see all)
Posted By:
UndecidedLetter
(7/26/2010 11:50:06 PM)
This was created during Chuck Norris's brief run as lead designer at R&D. His run was brief because Storm Crow kicked his @$$ and made Richard Garfield (its pawn) replace him.
BTW I got a whole playset of 'em for this stupid Worldwake crap thing called Jake the Brain Melder or something. Guy's definitely still crying.
Posted By:
Shadoflaam
(11/20/2010 4:01:55 PM)
In Soviet Russia, you play Storm Crow.
Posted By:
MrBarrelRoll
(6/20/2011 10:48:09 AM)
This card breaks the color pie! Have you seen Chandra Nalaar's +1 ability? Storm Crow has the same damage output, in blue. Absurd! And 2 toughness for 2 mana? What is this, Grizzly Bears? Green would be jealous! Not to mention, this card combos with Soulcatchers' Aerie (just be sure to bring along some less-godlike Birds as sacrifices), Holy Strength, Unholy Strength, nearly every Equipment card, Overrun, Diabolic Tutor (to search for more crows, of course!), and even Progenitus (the hydra makes a great blocker while your Storm Crow swings for the win). I mean, really! This guy was on the not-legal-in-Standard list before Jace, the Mind Sculptor was even printed! Vintage and Legacy ought to take the hint.
Posted By:
Templar314
(7/27/2011 11:16:38 PM)
I just had a frightening thought.
What happens if you play a Storm Crow on your turn, and your opponent plays a Storm Crow on the next turn? Somehow, I imagine the result being very much like a division by zero. Or two black holes swallowing each other up. Or a triple rainbow that ends in a hail of fire.
Posted By:
Rillennil
(1/3/2011 7:48:52 PM)
So last night a friend and I were playing some hot, consensual Magic: The Gathering, and I had just laid down my second island. Of course, you all know what that means. I smiled maniacally and played a Storm Crow.
My opponent then proceeded to die. Like, I'm not talking about life points, here. He actually physically died. He took one look at my Storm Crow and all of his skin melted off like that one scene from Indiana Jones. It was pretty awesome, except now my entire playset of Storm Crows is sitting in the county jail, awaiting a trial for first-degree murder. My lawyers are optimistic though that we can lower the penalty to manslaughter, since Storm Crow doesn't mean to be the ridiculously broken card it is, it was just born that way when Jace, the Mind Sculptur and Black Lotus had a power-baby in the center of the Blind Eternities. So technically, it's not its fault.
So yeah. This card wins games. Play it.
Posted By:
DysprosiumJudas
(4/10/2011 4:15:56 PM)
Got one in the pre-release for rise of eldrazi, yes, for rise of eldrazi. Simply amazing card.
Posted By:
WizardWeet
(8/24/2010 2:51:34 PM)
If anyone wants an unofficial storm crow shirt i think this fits very well. I'm sure that was the artists intention anyway
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=17702
Posted By:
monkeymonk42
(2/22/2011 2:30:02 AM)