By "dies to Doom Blade" logic, Norin the Wary is the best creature in the game.
Posted By:
bandswithgoats
(8/31/2011 10:13:26 PM)
Haha so many flavor texts feature Norin. I bet everyone got a good laugh when this card got released. It explains all of the flavor texts! XD
"Shit, someone's casting a spell, brb"
"Shit something's attacking, brb"
I guess that's why he has so many flavor texts. He never dies :D
Posted By:
Crag-Hack
(7/4/2011 3:40:36 PM)
There's only one thing that can kill a Norin the Wary. A second Norin the Wary.
And even then, it won't happen until end of turn.
Posted By:
ax_morph
(10/20/2011 3:53:55 PM)
I made a hilarious deck with him, Pandemonium, and Confusion in the Ranks...as a card, he definitely gets some style points, for being scared of himself attacking
Posted By:
Superllama12
(10/24/2011 7:40:46 PM)
Scouts Warning, after attackers have been declared so that he can block a creature.
Scouts Warning + Norin the Wary
COMBO
Posted By:
Cute-Hydra
(2/21/2010 6:34:37 AM)
He can evade a knife in the dark, but he doesn't run from the guy that's sticking it into him.
Posted By:
Totema
(3/3/2012 1:03:05 AM)
Voted most likely to survive the apocalypse.
Posted By:
Destroy2777
(5/30/2012 10:33:41 AM)
And now, for your viewing pleasure, the complete list of Norin the Wary flavor text wisdom:
Jade Statue - "Some of the other guys dared me to touch it, but I knew it weren't no ordinary hunk o' rock."
Goblin Shrine - "I knew it weren't no ordinary pile of—you know."
Lightning Elemental - "Oh, it's easy enough to kill, but I'm not going anywhere near it."
Sabretooth Tiger - "I fear anything with teeth measured in handspans"
Viscid Lemure - "Lemurs? Is that all? Finally, something harmless . . ."
And although it's less characteristic, for completion's sake, Animate Wall - "When you have been bitten with fangs of granite, you start to long for the ivory sabers of tigers."
Posted By:
yuvalg
(9/9/2013 5:40:24 PM)
He's just damn good at not dieing, in fact he is one of the best not die-ers I have ever seen. And considering he is on the flavor text for the M12 lightning elemental, it looks like he is still alive and kicking to this day. (well, probably not kicking it's dangerous to kick things)
Posted By:
Tommy9898
(6/23/2011 3:28:48 PM)
If you cast another Norin while one is already out, the first Norin will run away for a while before realizing he's running from himself, and both will promptly vanish in a puff of logic (or aether, I guess).
Posted By:
CrazyLou
(8/29/2011 8:38:38 AM)