Unhinged, +=1 (12)
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap Artful Looter.
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Spells you cast cost o½ less to cast.
, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters, choose a letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add .
: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
As Zombie Fanboy enters, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
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