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Bureaucracy
( 5)
Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
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Chicken Egg
( 2)
Creature — Egg
(0/1)
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
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Clam Session
( 3)
Creature — Clamfolk
(2/5)
As Clam Session enters, choose a word. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.
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Double Cross
( 5)
Sorcery
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.
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Double Deal
( 5)
Sorcery
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
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Double Dip
( 5)
Instant
Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.
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Double Play
( 5)
Sorcery
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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Double Take
( 5)
Instant
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
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Free-for-All
( 4)
Enchantment
When Free-for-All enters, exile all creatures face down. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Free-for-All at random and puts it onto the battlefield. When Free-for-All leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
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Hungry Hungry Heifer
( 3)
Creature — Cow
(3/3)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.
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Infernal Spawn of Evil
( 9)
Creature — Beast
(7/7)
Flying, first strike , Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
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Jumbo Imp
( 3)
Creature — Imp
(0/0)
Flying As Jumbo Imp enters, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result. At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.
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Krazy Kow
( 4)
Creature — Cow
(3/3)
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
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Miss Demeanor
( 4)
Creature — Lady of Proper Etiquette
(3/1)
Flying, first strike At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice Miss Demeanor.
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Spark Fiend
( 5)
Creature — Beast
(5/6)
When Spark Fiend enters, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.
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Temp of the Damned
( 3)
Creature — Zombie
(3/3)
As Temp of the Damned enters, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.
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