Unhinged, {t} (12)
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap Artful Looter.
: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
City of Ass enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
: Add .
: Add one mana of any color.
, : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
, : Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
: Add . (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
, : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature.
Gatherer works better in the Companion app!
: Draw a card, then discard a card.