As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.

• Whack — : Target player loses 2 life.

• Doodle — : You gain 3 life.

• Buzz — , : Draw a card.

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

: Add one mana of any color.

, : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.

, : Everythingamajig deals 12 damage to target creature.

As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose Flavorful or Bland.

• Flavorful — Whenever a creature with flavor text enters under your control, draw a card.

• Bland — Whenever a creature without flavor text enters under your control, draw a card.

As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered.

Whenever a creature you control with the chosen border enters, draw a card.

As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose odd or even.

Whenever a creature you control with a collector number of the chosen value enters, draw a card.

When this creature enters, you may draw a card.

: Uninstall all results from Socketed Sprocketer, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on Socketed Sprocketer. (Put the die on this card.)

You may uninstall a result from Socketed Sprocketer to use it for a die you rolled.

Uninstall a 6 from Socketed Sprocketer: Draw a card.

The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.

When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).

Players can only play the first card of their program.

If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.

Choose two —

• Untap two target permanents.

• Tap each permanent target player controls with exactly one word in its name.

• Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

• Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Choose two —

• Return target permanent to its controller's hand.

• Draw two cards, then discard a card.

• Change the target of target spell with a single target.

• Turn over target nontoken creature.