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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
"Ach! Hans, Run!" 2RedRedGreenGreen (6)
Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and name a creature card. If you do, search your library for the named card, put it into play, then shuffle your library. That creature has haste. Remove it from the game at end of turn.

Unhinged (Rare)
_____
_____ 1Blue (2)
Creature — Shapeshifter (1/1)

1: This card's name becomes the name of your choice. Play this ability anywhere, anytime.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Aesthetic Consultation
Aesthetic Consultation Black (1)
Instant

Name an artist. Remove the top six cards of your library from the game, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card by the named artist. Put that card in your hand, then remove all the other cards revealed this way from the game.

Unhinged (Rare)
Ambiguity
Ambiguity 2BlueBlue (4)
Enchantment

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.

Unhinged (Rare)
Artful Looter
Artful Looter 2Blue (3)
Creature — Human Wizard (1/2)

Tap: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever a permanent comes into play that shares an artist with another permanent you control, untap Artful Looter.

Unhinged (Common)
Ass Whuppin'
Ass Whuppin' 1WhiteBlack (3)
Sorcery

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Unhinged (Rare)
Assquatch
Assquatch 4Red (5)
Creature — Donkey Lord (3{1/2}/3{1/2})

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.

Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Unhinged (Rare)
Atinlay Igpay
Atinlay Igpay 5White (6)
Eaturecray — Igpay (3/3)

Oubleday ikestray

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Unhinged (Uncommon)
Avatar of Me
Avatar of Me 2BlueBlue (4)
Creature — Avatar (*/*)

Avatar of Me costs 1 more to play for each ten years you've been alive.

Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.

Avatar of Me's color is the color of your eyes.

Unhinged (Rare)
AWOL
AWOL 2White (3)
Instant

Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game zone and put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Unhinged (Common)
Bad Ass
Bad Ass 2BlackBlack (4)
Creature — Donkey Zombie (3{1/2}/1)

1Black, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

Unhinged (Common)
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O 1Green (2)
Creature — Hound (1/1)

Trample

Whenever a player plays a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost.

B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

Unhinged (Rare)
Blast from the Past
Blast from the Past 2Red (3)
Instant

Madness Red, cycling 1Red, kicker 2Red, flashback 3Red, buyback 4Red

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to target creature or player.

If the kicker cost was paid, put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token into play.

Unhinged (Rare)
Bloodletter
Bloodletter 2Black (3)
Creature — Zombie (2/3)

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

Unhinged (Common)
Booster Tutor
Booster Tutor Black (1)
Instant

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Bosom Buddy
Bosom Buddy 3White (4)
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk (1/4)

Whenever you play a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Brushstroke Paintermage
Brushstroke Paintermage 3Blue (4)
Creature — Human Wizard (2/3)

Tap: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Bursting Beebles
Bursting Beebles 2Blue (3)
Creature — Beeble (2/2)

Bursting Beebles is unblockable as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Unhinged (Common)
Cardpecker
Cardpecker 1White (2)
Creature — Bird (1{1/2}/1)

Flying

Gotcha Whenever an opponent touches the table with his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Common)
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Carnivorous Death-Parrot 1Blue (2)
Creature — Bird (2/2)

Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Unhinged (Common)
Cheap Ass
Cheap Ass 1White (2)
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk (1/3{1/2})

Spells you play cost less to play.

Unhinged (Common)
Cheatyface
Cheatyface BlueBlueBlue (3)
Creature — Efreet (2/2)

You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game.

Flying

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Circle of Protection: Art
Circle of Protection: Art 1White (2)
Enchantment

As Circle of Protection: Art comes into play, choose an artist.

1White: The next time a source of your choice by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

1White: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.

Unhinged (Common)
City of Ass
City of Ass (0)
Land

City of Ass comes into play tapped.

Tap: Add one and one-half mana of any one color to your mana pool.

Unhinged (Rare)
Collector Protector
Collector Protector 3WhiteWhite (5)
Creature — Human Gamer (2/5)

White, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.

Unhinged (Rare)
Creature Guy
Creature Guy 3Green (4)
Creature — Beast (3/3)

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Creature" or "Guy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Curse of the Fire Penguin
Curse of the Fire Penguin 4RedRed (6)
Enchant Creature

Curse of the Fire Penquin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.

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Creature Penguin

Trample

When this creature is put into a graveyard from play, return Curse of the Fire Penguin from your graveyard to play.

6/5

Unhinged (Rare)
Deal Damage
Deal Damage 2RedRed (4)
Instant

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to target creature or player.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Deal" or "Damage," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Double Header
Double Header 3BlueBlue (5)
Creature — Drake (2/3)

Flying

When Double Header comes into play, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

Unhinged (Common)
Drawn Together
Drawn Together 2WhiteWhite (4)
Enchantment

As Drawn Together comes into play, choose an artist.

Creatures by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

Unhinged (Rare)
Duh
Duh Black (1)
Instant

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Unhinged (Common)
Dumb Ass
Dumb Ass 2Red (3)
Creature — Donkey Barbarian (3{1/2}/2)

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party 4GreenGreen (6)
Creature — Elf Rogue (*/*)

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Emcee
Emcee 2White (3)
Creature — Human Rogue (0/1)

Whenever another creature comes into play, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Enter the Dungeon
Enter the Dungeon BlackBlack (2)
Sorcery

Players play a Magic subgame under the table starting at 5 life, using their libraries as their decks. After the subgame ends, the winner searches his or her library for two cards, puts those cards into his or her hand, then shuffles his or her library.

Unhinged (Rare)
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) 2White (3)
Instant

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may play Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost.

Remove target enchantment from the game.

Unhinged (Common)
Eye to Eye
Eye to Eye 2Black (3)
Instant

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Face to Face
Face to Face 1Red (2)
Sorcery

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that opponent.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Farewell to Arms
Farewell to Arms 1BlackBlack (3)
Enchantment

As Farewell to Arms comes into play, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.

When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards his or her hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

Unhinged (Common)
Fascist Art Director
Fascist Art Director 1WhiteWhite (3)
Creature — Human Horror (2/2)

WhiteWhite: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn..

Unhinged (Common)
Fat Ass
Fat Ass 4Green (5)
Creature — Donkey Shaman (2/3{1/2})

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

Unhinged (Common)
First Come, First Served
First Come, First Served 1White (2)
Enchantment

The attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number has first strike. If two or more creatures are tied, they all have first strike.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Flaccify
Flaccify 2Blue (3)
Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays 3.

Unhinged (Common)
Forest
Forest (0)
Basic Land — Forest

G

Unhinged (Land)
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Form of the Squirrel
Form of the Squirrel Green (1)
Enchantment

As Form of the Squirrel comes into play, put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play. You lose the game when it leaves play.

Creatures can't attack you.

You can't be the target of spells or abilities.

You can't play spells.

Unhinged (Rare)
Fraction Jackson
Fraction Jackson 2Green (3)
Creature — Human Hero (1/1{1/2})

Green, Tap: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Rare)
Framed!
Framed! 1Blue (2)
Instant

Tap or untap all permanents by the artist of your choice.

Unhinged (Common)
Frankie Peanuts
Frankie Peanuts 2WhiteWhite (4)
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue (2/3)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

Unhinged (Rare)
Frazzled Editor
Frazzled Editor 1Red (2)
Creature — Human Bureaucrat (2/2)

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of text in its text box.)

Unhinged (Common)
Gleemax
Gleemax 1000000 (1000000)
Legendary Artifact

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Unhinged (Rare)
Gluetius Maximus
Gluetius Maximus 3GreenGreen (5)
Creature — Beast (5/5)

As Gluetius Maximus comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)

When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime 1Red (2)
Creature — Goblin Mime (2/2)

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

Unhinged (Common)
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team 3Red (4)
Creature — Goblin Warrior (2/2)

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Play this ability only once each turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Goblin Secret Agent
Goblin Secret Agent 2Red (3)
Creature — Goblin Rogue (2/2)

First strike

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

Unhinged (Common)
Granny's Payback
Granny's Payback 7Green (8)
Sorcery

You gain life equal to your age.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Graphic Violence
Graphic Violence 2Green (3)
Instant

All creatures by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Greater Morphling
Greater Morphling 6BlueBlue (8)
Creature — Shapeshifter (5/5)

2: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling's type becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

2: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.

2: Untap Greater Morphling.

Unhinged (Rare)
Head to Head
Head to Head White (1)
Instant

You and target opponent play Seven Questions about the top card of that player's library. (That player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that he or she answers truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—and the player reveals the card.) If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil 8BlackBlack (10)
Creature — Demon Child (8/8)

Flying, first strike, trample

If you say "I'm coming, too" as you search your library, you may pay 1Black and reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library to have it deal 2 damage to a player of your choice. Do this no more than once each turn.

Unhinged (Rare)
Island
Island (0)
Basic Land — Island

U

Unhinged (Land)
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Johnny, Combo Player
Johnny, Combo Player 2BlueBlue (4)
Legendary Creature — Human Gamer (1/1)

4: Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Unhinged (Rare)
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Keeper of the Sacred Word 2Green (3)
Creature — Human Druid (2/3)

As Keeper of the Sacred Word comes into play, choose a word.

Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Kill Destroy
Kill Destroy 1BlackBlack (3)
Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Kill" or "Destroy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Kill Destroy from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Ladies' Knight
Ladies' Knight 3White (4)
Creature — Human Knight (2/2)

Flying

Spells that players wearing at least one item of women's clothing play cost 1 less to play. (Women's clothing is designed to be worn exclusively by women.)

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Land Aid '04
Land Aid '04 GreenGreen (2)
Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card into play tapped, then shuffle your library. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Unhinged (Common)
Laughing Hyena
Laughing Hyena 1Green (2)
Creature — Hyena (2/2)

Gotcha Whenever an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Common)
Letter Bomb
Letter Bomb 6 (6)
Artifact

When Letter Bomb comes into play, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card he or she draws until Letter Bomb is drawn. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to him or her.

Unhinged (Rare)
Little Girl
Little Girl 500 (0.5)
Creature — Human Child ({1/2}/{1/2})

Unhinged (Common)
Look at Me, I'm R&D
Look at Me, I'm R&D 2White (3)
Enchantment

As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.

All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.

Unhinged (Rare)
Loose Lips
Loose Lips Blue (1)
Enchant Creature

As Loose Lips comes into play, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you draw two cards unless that player says the chosen sentence.

Unhinged (Common)
Magical Hacker
Magical Hacker 1Blue (2)
Creature — Human Gamer (1/2)

Blue: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Man of Measure
Man of Measure 1WhiteWhite (3)
Creature — Human Knight (2/2)

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1.

As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.

Unhinged (Common)
Mana Flair
Mana Flair 1Red (2)
Instant

Add Red to your mana pool for each nonland permanent by the artist of your choice.

Unhinged (Common)
Mana Screw
Mana Screw 1 (1)
Artifact

1: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add 2 to your mana pool. Play this ability only any time you could play an instant.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Meddling Kids
Meddling Kids 2WhiteBlue (4)
Creature — Human Child (2/3)

As Meddling Kids comes into play, choose a word with four or more letters.

Nonland cards with the chosen word in their text box can't be played.

Unhinged (Rare)
Mise
Mise Blue (1)
Instant

Name a nonland card, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is the named card, draw three cards.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Moniker Mage
Moniker Mage 2Blue (3)
Creature — Human Wizard (2/2)

Blue, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage can't be the target of spells or abilities this turn.

Blue, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.

Unhinged (Common)
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey 3Green (4)
Creature — Ape (1/1)

As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter.

Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Unhinged (Common)
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Mons's Goblin Waiters Red (1)
Creature — Goblin Waiter (1/1)

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add Half a Red to your mana pool.

Unhinged (Common)
Mother of Goons
Mother of Goons 2Black (3)
Creature — Human Cleric (3/2)

Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from play, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

Unhinged (Common)
Mountain
Mountain (0)
Basic Land — Mountain

R

Unhinged (Land)
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Mouth to Mouth
Mouth to Mouth 3Blue (4)
Sorcery

You and target opponent have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of target creature that player controls.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Mox Lotus
Mox Lotus 15 (15)
Artifact

Tap: Add Infinite to your mana pool.

100: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

You don't lose life due to mana burn.

Unhinged (Rare)
My First Tome
My First Tome 3 (3)
Artifact

1, Tap: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Name Dropping
Name Dropping 1Green (2)
Enchantment

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return that card to your hand.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Necro-Impotence
Necro-Impotence BlackBlackBlack (3)
Enchantment

Skip your untap step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.

Pay ½ life: Remove the top card of your library from the game face down. Put that card into your hand at end of turn.

Unhinged (Rare)
Now I Know My ABC's
Now I Know My ABC's 1BlueBlue (3)
Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Unhinged (Rare)
Number Crunch
Number Crunch 2Blue (3)
Instant

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.

Unhinged (Common)
Old Fogey
Old Fogey GreenGreen (2)
Summon — Dinosaur (7/7)

Phasing, cumulative upkeep 1, echo, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2

Unhinged (Rare)
Orcish Paratroopers
Orcish Paratroopers 2Red (3)
Creature — Orc Paratrooper (4/4)

When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely.

Unhinged (Common)
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental 1GreenGreen (3)
Creature — Elemental (2/2)

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Unhinged (Common)
Persecute Artist
Persecute Artist 1BlackBlack (3)
Sorcery

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals his or her hand and discards all nonland cards by the chosen artist.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Phyrexian Librarian
Phyrexian Librarian 3Black (4)
Creature — Horror (3/3)

Flying, trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, remove the top card of your library from the game face up and balance it on your body.

When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Plains
Plains (0)
Basic Land — Plains

W

Unhinged (Land)
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Pointy Finger of Doom
Pointy Finger of Doom 4 (4)
Artifact

3, Tap: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

Unhinged (Rare)
Punctuate
Punctuate 3Red (4)
Instant

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ? , ; : - ( ) / " ' & .)

Unhinged (Common)
Pygmy Giant
Pygmy Giant 1RedRed (3)
Creature — Giant (0/2)

Red, Tap, Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

Unhinged (Uncommon)
Question Elemental?
Question Elemental? 2BlueBlue (4)
Creature — Elemental (3/4)

Flying

Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question, the player who first points out this fact gains control of Question Elemental?

Unhinged (Uncommon)
R&D's Secret Lair
R&D's Secret Lair (0)
Legendary Land

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.

Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool.

Unhinged (Rare)
Rare-B-Gone
Rare-B-Gone 2BlackRed (4)
Sorcery

Each player sacrifices all rare permanents, then reveals his or her hand and discards all rare cards.

Unhinged (Rare)