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_____
( 2)
Creature — Shapeshifter
(1/1)
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
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Aesthetic Consultation
( 1)
Instant
Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
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Ambiguity
( 4)
Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
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Artful Looter
( 3)
Creature — Human Wizard
(1/2)
: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
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Ashnod's Coupon
( 0)
Artifact
, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
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Ass Whuppin'
( 3)
Sorcery
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
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Assquatch
( 5)
Creature — Donkey
(3{1/2}/3{1/2})
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
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Atinlay Igpay
( 6)
Eaturecray — Igpay
(3/3)
Oubleday ikestray Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay.
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Avatar of Me
( 4)
Creature — Avatar
(*/*)
This spell costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
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AWOL
( 3)
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
( 0)
Creature — The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest,
You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other. B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
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B-I-N-G-O
( 2)
Creature — Dog
(1/1)
Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
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Blacker Lotus
( 0)
Artifact
: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
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Bloodletter
( 3)
Creature — Zombie
(2/3)
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
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Booster Tutor
( 1)
Instant
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
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Bosom Buddy
( 4)
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk
(1/4)
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
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Bronze Calendar
( 4)
Artifact
Spells you cast cost less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.
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Brushstroke Paintermage
( 4)
Creature — Human Wizard
(2/3)
: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
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Bureaucracy
( 5)
Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
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Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
( 4)
Enchantment
Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player choose one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player.
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Bursting Beebles
( 3)
Creature — Beeble
(2/2)
Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
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Cardboard Carapace
( 6)
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
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Cardpecker
( 2)
Creature — Bird
(1{1/2}/1)
Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
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Carnivorous Death-Parrot
( 2)
Creature — Bird
(2/2)
Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
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Censorship
( 1)
Enchantment
As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
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Chaos Confetti
( 4)
Artifact
, : Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
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Charm School
( 3)
Enchantment
As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color. When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.
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Cheap Ass
( 2)
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk
(1/3{1/2})
Spells you cast cost o½ less to cast.
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Cheatyface
( 3)
Creature — Efreet
(2/2)
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying
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Checks and Balances
( 3)
Enchantment
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game. Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
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Chicken à la King
( 3)
Creature — Bird Noble
(2/2)
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.) Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
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Chicken Egg
( 2)
Creature — Egg
(0/1)
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
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Circle of Protection: Art
( 2)
Enchantment
As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. : The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. : Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.
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City of Ass
( 0)
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. : Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
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Clam Session
( 3)
Creature — Clamfolk
(2/5)
As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.
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Clambassadors
( 4)
Creature — Clamfolk
(4/4)
Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.
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Clam-I-Am
( 3)
Creature — Clamfolk
(2/2)
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
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Clay Pigeon
( 3)
Artifact Creature — Bird
(1/1)
Flying , Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
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Collector Protector
( 5)
Creature — Human Gamer
(2/5)
, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
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Common Courtesy
( 4)
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.
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Creature Guy
( 4)
Creature — Beast
(3/3)
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
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Curse of the Fire Penguin
( 6)
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
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Deadhead
( 4)
Creature — Zombie
(3/3)
: Return Deadhead from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).
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Deal Damage
( 4)
Instant
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
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Denied!
( 1)
Instant
Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.
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Double Cross
( 5)
Sorcery
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.
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Double Deal
( 5)
Sorcery
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
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Double Dip
( 5)
Instant
Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.
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Double Header
( 5)
Creature — Drake
(2/3)
Flying When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
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Double Play
( 5)
Sorcery
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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Double Take
( 5)
Instant
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
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Drawn Together
( 4)
Enchantment
As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
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Duh
( 1)
Instant
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
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Dumb Ass
( 3)
Creature — Donkey Barbarian
(3{1/2}/2)
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
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Elvish House Party
( 6)
Creature — Elf Rogue
(*/*)
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
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Elvish Impersonators
( 4)
Creature — Elves
(*/*)
As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
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Emcee
( 3)
Creature — Human Rogue
(0/1)
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
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Enter the Dungeon
( 2)
Sorcery
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
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Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
( 3)
Instant
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.
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Eye to Eye
( 3)
Instant
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
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Face to Face
( 2)
Sorcery
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
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Farewell to Arms
( 3)
Enchantment
As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
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Fat Ass
( 5)
Creature — Donkey Shaman
(2/3{1/2})
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
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First Come, First Served
( 2)
Enchantment
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.
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Flaccify
( 3)
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays o½.
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Flock of Rabid Sheep
( 2)
Sorcery
Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.
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Form of the Squirrel
( 1)
Enchantment
As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield. Creatures can't attack you. You have shroud. You can't cast spells.
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Fowl Play
( 3)
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
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Fraction Jackson
( 3)
Creature — Human Hero
(1/1{1/2})
, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
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Framed!
( 2)
Instant
Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.
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Frankie Peanuts
( 4)
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue
(2/3)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
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Frazzled Editor
( 2)
Creature — Human Bureaucrat
(2/2)
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
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Free-for-All
( 4)
Enchantment
When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Free-for-All at random and puts it onto the battlefield. When Free-for-All leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
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Free-Range Chicken
( 4)
Creature — Bird
(3/3)
: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
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Gerrymandering
( 3)
Sorcery
Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.
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Get a Life
( 1)
Instant
Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.
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Ghazbán Ogress
( 1)
Creature — Ogre
(2/2)
When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Ghazbán Ogress.
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Giant Fan
( 4)
Artifact
, : Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
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Gleemax
( 1000000)
Legendary Artifact
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
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Gluetius Maximus
( 5)
Creature — Beast
(5/5)
As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
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Goblin Bookie
( 1)
Creature — Goblin
(1/1)
, : Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
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Goblin Bowling Team
( 4)
Creature — Goblin
(1/1)
If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.
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Goblin Mime
( 2)
Creature — Goblin Mime
(2/2)
When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.
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Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
( 4)
Creature — Goblin Warrior
(2/2)
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
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Goblin Secret Agent
( 3)
Creature — Goblin Rogue
(2/2)
First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
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Goblin Tutor
( 1)
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. 2 — A card named Goblin Tutor 3 — An enchantment 4 — An artifact 5 — A creature 6 — An instant or sorcery
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Graphic Violence
( 3)
Instant
All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
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Greater Morphling
( 8)
Creature — Shapeshifter
(5/5)
: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn. : Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn. : Greater Morphling becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn. : Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn. : Greater Morphling's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn. : Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn. : Untap Greater Morphling.
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Growth Spurt
( 2)
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
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Gus
( 3)
Creature — Gus
(2/2)
Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
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Handcuffs
( 5)
Enchantment
As Handcuffs enters the battlefield, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three permanents.
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Head to Head
( 1)
Instant
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
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