, : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Whenever Surgespanner becomes tapped, you may pay . If you do, return target permanent to its owner's hand.
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: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"