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hey, you're right mtgraptor!
Posted By: Tobinator (2/28/2010 10:06:10 PM)
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Isn't it sad that it supposed to be a chicken and on the art there's a rooster
Posted By: mtgraptor (6/2/2009 12:28:33 PM)
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that's quite flat.
Posted By: DaaNz (3/19/2009 4:44:01 AM)
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Have you no dignity!
Posted By: divine_exodus (11/8/2010 5:59:07 PM)
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This thing can stand toe-to-toe with Grizzly Bears.
Posted By: occamsrazorwit (12/6/2011 10:42:30 PM)
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Bonus points if you do the Arrested Development chicken dance.
Posted By: Redtailedboa (12/7/2011 11:19:45 AM)
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Wikipedia:

Domestic chickens are not capable of long distance flight, although lighter birds are generally capable of flying for short distances, such as over fences or into trees (where they would naturally roost). Chickens may occasionally fly briefly to explore their surroundings, but generally do so only to flee perceived danger.

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What Wikipedia forgot to write is that you only have to clap to make them fly... *clap*clap*
Posted By: Buderus (6/28/2012 7:02:36 AM)
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this vs. volrath's motion sensor = hours of fun
Posted By: zeibura (9/24/2012 8:53:20 AM)
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What's that? You deal 2 damage to all creatures without flying? Well in response I *CLUCK CLUCK* give my chicken flying.
Posted By: blazinpsycho (9/29/2012 12:58:21 AM)
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Flavor text parodies Benthic Behemoth?
Posted By: Megadog (10/30/2013 5:49:06 PM)
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