Card Name:
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Card Text:
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Flavor Text:
Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short.