When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get , then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Flying

Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to Archfiend of Spite, that source's controller loses that much life unless they sacrifice that many permanents of their choice.

Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

When Bone Pit Brute enters, target creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Breeding Pit unless you pay .

At the beginning of your end step, create a 0/1 black Thrull creature token.

target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)

Flying

Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, Chandra's Spitfire gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Destroy target creature. Consign to the Pit deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Enchant player

Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample.

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Whenever a creature is dealt damage, destroy it. It can't be regenerated.

: Counter target spell unless its controller pays .

Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Flying

Whenever you cast a noncreature or Dragon spell, Firespitter Whelp deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Flash

Vigilance

When Floodpits Drowner enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.

, : Shuffle Floodpits Drowner and target creature with a stun counter on it into their owners' libraries.

Sacrifice Fume Spitter: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Exile target nonlegendary creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Otherwise, tap it.

Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Deathtouch

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

You may look at the top card of your library any time.

You may cast spells from the top of your library by sacrificing a nonland permanent in addition to paying their other costs.

You gain 1 life for each land you control.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice all permanents you control and discard your hand.

Target player loses 5 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro, Pitlord unless you pay .

Pay 1 life: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Flying, trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Lord of the Pit. If you can't, Lord of the Pit deals 7 damage to you.

Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)

If Moss-Pit Skeleton was kicked, it enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.

Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, if Moss-Pit Skeleton is in your graveyard, you may put Moss-Pit Skeleton on top of your library.

Impending 4— (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.)

Flying

Whenever Overlord of the Floodpits enters or attacks, draw two cards, then discard a card.

Flying

: Pit Imp gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate no more than twice each turn.

Pit of Offerings enters tapped.

When Pit of Offerings enters, exile up to three target cards from graveyards.

: Add .

: Add one mana of any of the exiled cards' colors.

Whenever Pit Scorpion deals damage to a player, that player gets a poison counter. <I>(A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)</I>

, , Sacrifice Pit Trap: Destroy target attacking creature without flying. It can't be regenerated.

Defender (This creature can't attack.)

Whenever you discard a card, you may sacrifice Pitchstone Wall. If you do, return the discarded card from your graveyard to your hand.

( can be paid with either or 2 life.)

When Pith Driller enters, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

As CARDNAME enters the battlefield, name a keyword ability or ability word.

All cards in all zones lose that keyword ability or ability word and all text tied to that ability.

Deathtouch

Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Whenever you cycle or discard a card, Pitiless Vizier gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it's still put into its owner's graveyard.)

Enchant creature

When Precipitous Drop enters, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Enchanted creature gets -2/-2. It gets -5/-5 instead as long as you've completed a dungeon.

: Rakdos Pit Dragon gains flying until end of turn.

: Rakdos Pit Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Hellbent — Rakdos Pit Dragon has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.

Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. Create an X/X black Demon creature token with flying, where X is the total power of the creatures sacrificed this way.

Rocky Tar Pit enters tapped.

, Sacrifice Rocky Tar Pit: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Whenever Scorch Spitter attacks, it deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.

Medicus Ministorum — When Sister Hospitaller enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You gain life equal to its mana value.

Bloodthirst 1 (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creatures with power less than Skarrgan Pit-Skulk's power can't block it.

Whenever an opponent casts a blue or black spell, you may create a 1/1 green Snake creature token.

Sacrifice a creature: Put a charge counter on Spawning Pit.

, Remove two charge counters from Spawning Pit: Create a 2/2 colorless Spawn artifact creature token.

Flash

, , Sacrifice Spiked Pit Trap: Choose target creature, then roll a d20.

1–9 | Spiked Pit Trap deals 5 damage to that creature.

10–20 | Spiked Pit Trap deals 5 damage to that creature. Create a Treasure token.

Counter target noncreature spell.

When Spitebellows leaves the battlefield, it deals 6 damage to target creature.

Evoke (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

When Spiteful Banditry enters, it deals X damage to each creature.

Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control die, you create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Spiteful Bully deals 3 damage to target creature you control.

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has first strike.

Spiteful Repossession deals damage to each opponent who controls more lands than you equal to the difference. Then create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the damage dealt this way.