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How would you feel if some stuck up old lady came and stole YOUR apples? I know ide be pretty angry.
Posted By: Styny (12/13/2009 7:35:56 AM)


"You want APPLES!? I'll give you apples!"
~This Guy, The Wizard of Oz
Posted By: Kryptnyt (3/10/2010 8:07:26 PM)


Wait... so each pie only contains one apple? You need around 5 to make a pie. Those must be pretty small pies.
Posted By: allmighty_abacus (8/31/2010 8:30:54 AM)


I love that flavor text.
Posted By: Treima (5/25/2010 5:54:51 PM)


In case people can't make sense of the (convoluted) flavor text, seven wives made seven pies, which means that each wife made seven pies. Since each pie is made from 7 apples, each wife gets 49 broken bones. Ouch.
Posted By: jacktheinvisible (2/21/2011 10:45:44 AM)


Good thing for the other six grannies that Mother of Runes fights him off mano-a-mano.
Posted By: BegleOne (8/14/2011 11:29:32 AM)


Evil forest.. women plucking apples for pies.. Adventure Time?
Posted By: htgtmd (3/15/2012 5:33:52 AM)


The problem here is that trees want their apples to be eaten; it's their way of spreading their seeds. When a creature eats an apple, the tree's seeds survive, and are eventually crapped out by that creature someplace far from where the seed has to compete with its parent.
Posted By: Axelle (10/12/2012 10:06:24 PM)


Wow, must evil creature in the multiverse. Forget Storm Crow, forget infectious phyrexians... This smooth motha' 'folker breaks your lovely pie-making wife's bones.
Posted By: BaneSlayerKirby (11/8/2010 8:25:06 PM)


Seriously, it's green, what kind of green deck is not going to already have another green creature on the board? You can do a lot worse.
Posted By: jfre81 (6/28/2011 4:27:31 PM)


Gatherer works better in the Companion app!