He's looking for his Red Stapler.
Artifact CMC {3}
Tap to band two target creatures together, this effect lasts indefinitely.
Posted By:
N03y3D33R
(12/7/2013 6:37:06 PM)
This badass can suck up a blast from a Rocket Launcher.
Fear him.
Posted By:
Kirbster
(5/30/2010 4:16:43 PM)
I thought this said Porn Inspector when I first saw it.
For that, plus hilarious monacled artwork, I give it 5*.
Posted By:
Champion_Kitsune
(10/15/2009 8:10:22 PM)
Almost looks like the guy moved from Whoville.
Posted By:
Smauls
(1/28/2011 11:47:33 AM)
It is a nice piece of artwork, but otherwise it is relatively useless, it's P/T ensures it will get killed if you trigger it's ability...I'd rather get a better two-drop and play Telepathy.
Posted By:
Guest57443454
(5/26/2010 8:14:22 PM)
Strictly worse than Storm Crow
Posted By:
iraah9
(8/8/2011 9:46:21 PM)
This is probably my most favourite card ever just for the art.
Posted By:
OMFGrhombus
(8/29/2010 11:00:53 PM)
Kitsune and Kirbster:
I loled.
Posted By:
izzet_guild_mage
(6/11/2010 12:43:37 PM)
@Champion_Kitsune
PORN INSPECTOR??
Then you should read again, it said "Look at defending player's hand" ,not body. xD
Posted By:
Duskdale_Wurm
(3/25/2011 11:18:18 PM)
@Duskdale_Wurm: body =/= porn
Posted By:
OverfiendSurprise
(5/8/2011 11:43:00 AM)