@ScissorsLizard: 0.781 is a lot more than an eighth of a star. An eighth of a star would be 0.125.
Mathematical idiocy aside, this is undoubtedly up there with the worst cards in the game, if not THE worst. Maybe they made it uncommon so they wouldn't have to waste as many cards by printing it at common.
Posted By:
Cancrix
(8/13/2013 9:35:11 AM)
wow...this card is so bad. I'm going to put one of these in my infinite mana elf deck just so i can win with the worst card ever printed. Priest of Titania + Staff of Domination + Razor Boomerang FTW!
Posted By:
StriderHiryu
(2/7/2010 8:14:51 AM)
The concept of this card is actually cool. It just needs to be stronger. For all the mana you have to invest to use it, 5 damage is reasonable.
Posted By:
RazzmatazzTheGreat
(7/17/2011 10:53:20 AM)
BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!
Posted By:
ultratog1028
(8/3/2010 12:17:13 PM)
Two Myr Galvanizer, a Palladium Myr and this= instant win
Posted By:
Stinga
(10/29/2011 8:10:40 PM)
You guys are all bad! Wizards just tying to make us realise the there could be worst cards from Mindless Null! Whitch would be uncommon too!
See what happens when you are complaining for Very bad commons? They turn into ever worst uncommons.
Rise of the Eldrazi will surely have an even worst rare for sure... Something like
"Mindless Boomerang 
Aftifact Creature - Zombie RARE
This creature can't attack or block unless you control a Mindless Null and a Razor Boomerang.
At the beginning of your upkeep, return this creature from the battlefield it's owner hand.
Whenever this creature deals 1 or more damage, return it to it's owner hand.
-2/-2"
Posted By:
SwordSkill
(1/31/2010 6:55:02 AM)
New, improved Rod of Ruin, twice as bad !
Posted By:
True_Smog
(2/7/2010 10:51:02 AM)
Equip this to chimney imp you nincompoops!!! That is = to unlimited turns of 1 direct damage a turn!!!!
(All this is is a colorless Searing Touch that taps your creature)
Posted By:
DarthKithkin
(3/24/2010 2:25:45 AM)
Hmmm...I'll have to choose between this an Chimney Imp when I have 5 lands untapped...it's sad, because they combo so well together...
Posted By:
spectermonger
(5/7/2010 3:35:26 PM)
the card text is great it says you can catch it without losing a finger refering to the fact that when you play this card you are going to kill yourself through waste of creatures and mana
Posted By:
goldstar971
(12/24/2011 9:11:38 AM)