If there was a table with ten of these cards on it and a sign that said "Free," at the end of the day there'd be fifteen. This card makes a joke of the 'mythic' designation.
Posted By:
Ange-Gardien
(2/5/2012 9:38:22 AM)
Eight mana for a very expensive conditional lifegain card? This crap should be at best common or uncommon... but MYTHIC?
Posted By:
Lohran
(1/27/2012 9:07:57 AM)
Good enough for my hippo edh group hug deck.
Posted By:
jedtothemax
(1/28/2013 6:09:30 PM)
This is a huge fail at mythic. With only like 1 out of every 10 packs even having a mythic, can you imagine the overwhelming disgust you would feel when you finally pulled a mythic and it ended up being this load of $#@!.
Horrible design. First, it's not enough life gain to warrant the cost unless you build around it. However, virtually every other card that wants lots of cards in the graveyard wants them to stay there so that you can recur all your permanents, or gain bonuses off the number of creatures in your graveyard. But this, this... load of..... it puts all your cards back in your library! Good job, wizards, making the little children cry.
Posted By:
alzabo
(10/4/2012 6:26:02 AM)
I've never seen so much rage for a mythic rare card.
O_o;
Posted By:
Pigfish99
(2/7/2012 10:59:39 PM)
My first foil mythic...
At first I laughed, then I realized my chances of getting this were as good as getting a foil Sorin, then I laughed some more!
Posted By:
Tackman
(4/23/2012 12:59:44 PM)
I don't want to even buy a Dark Ascension booster pack because of the likelihood that I could get this...
Posted By:
j_mindfingerpainter
(10/17/2012 3:41:24 PM)
Gnaw to the bone stapled to elixir of immortality? I love when two marginally good cards get combined, upped to mythic, and get a fair 8 mana cost. This card seems like a bad dream.
Posted By:
Opaque
(1/26/2012 11:56:53 PM)
Boss: "Hi guys, remember I asked you to make an 8CMC mythic rare sorcery, so show me what you've got."
Rob: "Well boss, I made this spell that summons 13 zombies to finish off your opponent."
Boss: "Good, good, now, what do you have for me Gabriel?"
Gabriel: "...huh? Sorry boss, I was drunk last night, and I think I fell asleep on my keyboard."
Boss: "Oh what the hell, I'm sure it's fine, let's print it without looking at it and hope everything works out."
This is the only way I can imagine how this card was made. It should be named "How to make people stop buying boosters."
Posted By:
Sironos
(10/10/2012 7:00:25 PM)