Have any of you looked at the art closer? That's not her leg she's holding...
Posted By:
Triturate
(4/27/2012 7:50:43 AM)
Let's just put it down to science: vampires do not have a beating heart. No beating heart, no blood flowing, no pitching tents. I know this is not how they have been portrayed in popular culture, but that's because certain books and tv shows are more interested in being sexy than being accurate to science. All of you guys n' gals relentlessly insisting it is a woody are either immature or 12 years old, probably the latter. Yes, but of course, the way to turn someone into a vampire is with a massive hip thrust. T_T
Posted By:
poprockmonster
(11/29/2011 4:19:34 PM)
The first ability should be "1R:Olivia Voldaren deals 1 damage to a NON-VAMPIRE creature. That creature becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types. Put a +1/+1 counter on Olivia Voldaren."
The user of Olivia should have to decide to either make a creature vampire and never ping it again; or kill it now.
It just makes sense. Both flavor wise and power level wise.
Posted By:
Lotonoro
(2/19/2012 11:54:24 AM)
Her enormous wang obviously has many loyal followers.
Posted By:
MtG_Perv
(4/10/2013 11:54:31 AM)
I lold when I got the pen is jokes floating around
It does look like it though doesn't it?
Posted By:
ICEFANG13
(9/22/2011 10:21:48 PM)
Love the card, and I am still trying to figure out how to make one work in a deck that isn't EDH. She's seen play quite a bit thus far, however between her and for some reason Sangromancer, I think the hate is tied.
That said, I have have also tried extensively to see this alleged phallus so many people are going bananas over. Short of photoshopping in one though, I think the notion is little more than childish amusement, akin to saying "Tehee farty poop". I don't necessarily think that she is holding the dress quite right to be holding it up so as not to tread on it, but that is clearly what she is attempting to do. I think the artist did a fantastic job with this piece, and capturing Olivia's suggested personality and tastes.
For those who have not yet seen the video of the process of her painting, do a quick search and I'm sure you can locate it. One poster implied that are some point her leg was supposed to be bent at the knee, however that isn't something that seems to be in an... (see all)
Posted By:
Red_Wizard
(12/6/2011 9:57:39 PM)
I give this card 3.5/5. Its abilities easily makes this 5/5, but because I think she is a bit overpowered I wote her down...
She should need to tap when activating her abilities, because she has one of the cheapest "add +1/+1 counter" out there, and late game with a lot of mana she grows big ridicelously fast.
Another reason why she should have tap for ability is because after she has grown and stolen a creature (like that wasn't enough) she comes at you hitting you with God knows how much damage. With these abilities she makes planeswalkers look like noobs, as the can't combo their abilities as she can.
Posted By:
MortisAngelus
(1/2/2014 6:46:55 AM)
Inadvertanly combo'd this with deathbringer thoctar. An EDH opponent played a bunch of 1/1's. Killed one with the Olivia, counter goes on the thoctar, removed a counter from the thoctar, killed another 1/1, machine gunned!!!!!
Posted By:
MANABURNWASGOOD
(2/8/2012 7:27:44 AM)
If you have Ovivia Voldaren on the battlefield and the opponent use Doom Blade , will Olivia Voldaren die?
Posted By:
TallHobbit
(10/7/2011 4:46:36 AM)
You guys....wow this is worse than the original cover of "The Little Mermaid". And yes her *** is probably larger than 14 inches.
Posted By:
EnV
(9/22/2011 9:03:20 PM)