You can do so much with this guy
Posted By:
ThaBishop
(6/22/2010 2:19:23 AM)
Nothing like a reference to the second amendment... good ol' U.S. Constitution. I wonder if this flavor text was translated for this card when printed in other languages, and if so, if it makes any sense to people that see it in other countries.
(I'm pretty sure the Spanish version has the same flavor text, I imagine others do also)
Posted By:
TreeTrunkMaster
(4/7/2011 3:20:35 PM)
I have finally found it: the most horrible pun in magic.
Posted By:
FiveColorFinder
(3/23/2011 7:29:00 PM)
BEAR. ARMS. AHAHAHAHA! Is funny because is 2nd Amendment to US Constitution, but is also reference to bear's deadly arms! Is why joke is funny!
Posted By:
AvatarofBro
(2/21/2012 1:36:26 PM)
Best...Flavor Text...Ever...
Posted By:
BlackFlameAshura
(10/2/2011 10:05:34 PM)
Terrible flavor text. Terrible concept. Ability that makes no sense with the concept. "Druid Bear".
5/5, just because it's WEREBEAR.
Posted By:
Horsemanship
(6/25/2010 2:04:12 PM)
Paul, you is a warbar.
Posted By:
ROBRAM89
(4/10/2011 1:09:49 PM)
Ah, "The flavor text that sailed a thousand ships." Or something like that.
Posted By:
faisjdas
(6/26/2010 8:04:21 PM)
The flavor cracks me up
Posted By:
EnV
(12/10/2010 9:48:04 PM)
Quite frankly one of my favorite cards. Bring on an ISD reprint!
Posted By:
Raszero
(8/18/2011 10:57:23 AM)