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Freud would have something to say about this card.
Posted By: UNBAN_SHAHRAZAD (10/2/2010 7:53:20 AM)


Let's see here...we have:
-- 2 moons (the least disturbing thing here)
-- 1 naked flying fat ugly cyclops
-- 1 naked blue haired dagger holding woman
-- 1 male body part shaped plant

Did I miss anything?
Posted By: divine_exodus (3/11/2011 5:04:55 PM)


Wow. I'd never noticed the art thing before. Still, I love that flavor text.
Posted By: ScissorsLizard (2/22/2010 9:00:03 AM)


ROFL at the plethora of phallic imagery!!
Posted By: mflanaga (3/11/2011 9:42:39 AM)


divine_exodus, you missed the phallically-shaped mushrooms on the phallically-shaped plant, and look at the smaller "moon"... what does it look like is "swimming" toward an "egg"? ;)
Posted By: kdraphael (6/5/2011 8:10:19 PM)


Robert Bliss's artwork always inspired a lot of WTF moments with me regarding proportions and anatomy and this is no exception. The premise alone makes this an amusing card.
Posted By: JasonPaul601 (3/31/2012 8:30:00 AM)


There's so much clever wordplay in the flavor text. Too bad the infamous artwork for this card overshadows it.
Posted By: iandustrial (8/10/2009 8:27:43 AM)


Hey why isn't that girl wearing any pants?! no wonder the boosters say ages 13 and up!
Posted By: SuperStuffyDoll (8/4/2009 8:11:36 PM)


Marginally better than Hill Giant. But is has the most disturbing art ever...examine it closely...
If your playgroup is a bunch of sadomasochists like mine, you'll find supreme enjoyment in this card.
Posted By: Champion_Kitsune (6/29/2009 4:47:03 PM)


I normally refrain from using any vulgar e-word, but for this car dI must shout a loud, disturbed...


2 naked, morbidly obese people chasing each other, and one of them is a cyclops with two arms which are not even the same lenght. I didn't know "Mirage" stood for "LSD25-type badtrips".
Posted By: Carnophage_4ever (8/11/2010 5:58:06 PM)


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