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I would have been perfectly happy with this reprint if it just had a new insult in the flavor text.
Posted By: Moxxy (6/4/2014 6:05:04 PM)
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Clearly the best card in Conspiracy, but I can only give it a 4 star rating because of the lack of new flavor text. I mean who doesn't love this ox? But come on the same flavor text. What's up with that?
Posted By: GordonFreechmen (6/6/2014 7:35:53 PM)
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Easily 5 stars, it survives all burns in the set. Easily a first pick.
Posted By: Emrakool (6/6/2014 7:51:32 PM)
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I'm just a bit bummed that this didn't get even MORE insults from Bruse Tarl.
Posted By: anotherfan321 (6/4/2014 5:53:31 PM)
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"May your horns curl into your nostrils and tickle your brain!"
Posted By: Goatllama (6/6/2014 7:07:44 PM)
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Strictly more insulting than Yoked Ox.

I pulled 5 of these at the M14 prerelease and I almost placed. That's how good it is.
Posted By: DoctorGii (6/6/2014 11:27:00 PM)
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I don't understand why this card is so underrated. I mean, there isn't a single card I've seen like this one before! It can make 1000 black Flea tokens every turn! There's no way you'll ever lose with a playset of these.
Posted By: JimmyRustler (6/6/2014 11:36:53 PM)
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I played this on turn 4 and my opponent was so insulted by the flavor text that they immediately surrendered. 5/5 staple for any deck.
Posted By: JokingJames2 (6/6/2014 11:15:04 PM)
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That's right, folks. The man, the myth, the vanilla 2/4 for 4 is back again to redefine what drafting is for millions of Magic: the Gathering players worldwide.

Pillarfield Ox: Defining the sealed experience since 2009.
Posted By: IronSpaghetti (6/6/2014 11:53:21 PM)
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I'd rather play Yoked Ox than this thing.
Posted By: Tribor (6/3/2014 8:46:16 PM)
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