Hehe in german the flavor text is much nicer. :-)
Translated it's like: "Scuzzy! I can see this from a distance."
(So the monkey can see the nastiness of the ooze from a distance. Hope I put this into good words.)
Posted By:
Ameisenmeister
(4/25/2010 9:42:47 AM)
Combos well with Braid of Fire.
Posted By:
A3Kitsune
(2/22/2010 11:55:56 AM)
What are they looking at?
Silly monkies.
Posted By:
Reliquium
(2/10/2012 3:37:53 PM)
I personally don't think this flavor text is stupid. To me it fits perfectly what the artwork is representing!
Posted By:
Paolino
(1/13/2012 9:10:57 AM)
Really weird how they had to Oracle this.
Posted By:
ROBRAM89
(12/30/2010 1:53:36 PM)
Possibly the greatest flavor text of all time. Other competitors: Magma Mine, Lava Axe, Flying Carpet...
Posted By:
Ragamander
(4/29/2010 8:17:07 AM)
its a giant radioactive booger
Posted By:
h00d1um
(2/10/2010 7:54:42 PM)
lol the monkey said ewww
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(2/3/2010 3:43:10 PM)
pile of mokey poo
Posted By:
Hivis_of_the_Scale
(10/18/2011 5:05:43 PM)
Probably the worst flavor text I've seen. It's too silly.
Posted By:
dudecow
(3/7/2010 4:44:08 PM)