You are complicating things umumwhatshisname.
Just imprint this onto Prototype Portal to make your exploding pillow tokens.
That is 
for the first use, and 
for each subsequent use.
Posted By:
kiseki
(5/24/2012 3:48:58 PM)
So the other night, my fine lady, she's like,
"yo, boy- I gots ya a card. A card that can wreck a whole buncha cards!"
So I open it up and see this banned sh*t, and I'm like
"B*tch, don't you know this all banned by the DCI and sh*t? It's not a part of this system!"
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.
The ground was then destroyed, as was Chaos Orb.
Posted By:
drpvfx
(1/10/2012 5:00:25 PM)
In response to you casting your chaos orb, I am going to move all my permanents at least a foot apart. (This ability can be activated any time you could play an instant) And because card sleeves count as part of the cards (yeah, check the additional rulings), I am also going to get rid of those now. :)
Posted By:
hid@n
(6/17/2010 10:29:36 PM)
I had to sell mine off years ago to complete a deck, but I was REALLY good with aiming. most everyone stacked Lands and creatures next to each other so it was more a matter of getting a ruler out and making sure it was a foot off and then watching them think "This sucks".
I still have the shredded pieces left from the last time I used one. I heard about the guy who did it and couldn't resist, so I tried, and it worked, and now that it's worth a crap load of cash, I have a reminder not to do that again.
Posted By:
SlackWareWolf
(7/11/2009 1:13:45 AM)
Reminds me of the falling moon from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask... except, well... it's drooling LAVA.
And it's kind of funny, in the video game, you have 3 days until the moon dropped. In Magic, you have 3 turns (unless you ramped) until the orb activates. :D
Posted By:
SolidSoldier
(11/21/2010 11:49:47 PM)
Why does Gatherer have this card listed as Legal in Vintage and Legacy? o.0;;
Posted By:
Nooneyouknow
(9/25/2011 10:35:16 PM)
wolf, you're thinking of chaos confetti, which is worth approximately 50 cents.
you probably ripped up a chaos confetti, not a chaos orb. if you did rip up a chaos orb, not only did you destroy an 80 dollar card, but you played it illegally and without reading it.
Posted By:
Promatim
(8/13/2009 3:28:39 AM)
i love making this card indestructable..its so much fun to thorw it each turn BTW its EDH legal
Posted By:
theabyss
(10/12/2010 4:48:24 PM)
wow really
Posted By:
Arachibutyrophobia
(8/4/2011 10:06:08 PM)
"10/4/2004 You can't interfere in any physical way with the casting of this card."
Whoa - does that mean i cant punch them in the face if they play that card? Big let down :(
But seriously - hilarious card, in so many ways
Posted By:
ChaosK
(8/5/2011 4:11:59 PM)