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This is ONLY funny when it's the Llurgoyf.
Posted By: jetzine (12/11/2009 3:06:01 AM)
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Ach! Hans, Run! Its the Storm Crow!

Opponent scooped before I even got to drop the beast.
Posted By: Edword23 (11/3/2011 8:48:00 AM)
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Since your creatures are going to die at the end of the turn, consider including Rancor to give them that oh so desirable trample- over and over and over.

Of course, Rancor is good in any deck which attacks.
Posted By: Ideatog (3/27/2011 12:38:26 PM)
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Ach! Hans, run! Its Plated Slagwurm!

You win.
Posted By: John-Bender (11/26/2009 10:04:31 PM)
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The creature can only be removed from the game if it's in play.
Posted By: A3Kitsune (1/27/2010 1:17:56 PM)
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Ach! Hans, run! It's the Rise of the Eldrazi! A card set so horrible it killed the sets most loved mechanics such as landfall and Allies in favor of leveling up creatures and summoning huge things that destroy everything!

That is something i wish i could run away from.
Posted By: LordCeviche (4/17/2010 3:44:45 PM)
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Ach! Hans, Run! Its Emrakul, the Aeons Torn!

I just annihilated your silly little Plated Slagwurm, looks like I win indeed.
Posted By: wolfbear2 (4/15/2010 7:22:24 AM)
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"Ach! Hans, Run! It's the Storm Crow!"
Too mean.

-Swag_Crow
Posted By: Swag_Crow (12/27/2013 8:06:12 AM)
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Ok..real quick..before the retarded site times me out. This card blows and should never be allowed. How about I design a card that says 'scream banana and win the game'. Funks sake. The card doesnt state how many creatures I can bring out. Sure, it implies singular, but doesnt state it. Technically I can name Shivan Dragon, with four in the deck and bring them all out. Does it STATE I cant? And thats magic. Its like lawyers at play, given LIFO etc. So no. This card looks up at a Hurloon Minotaur from its knees. Stupid gimmick. Kill it off!!!
Posted By: fensrev (8/19/2012 6:06:04 AM)
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What happens when you target "Hans, Eriksson" with "Radiate":


"ACH, LOKI-- RUN- it's Hans, the Incredible Hulk!" - Progenitus, Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker, the Lhurgoyf, the Phyrexian Obliterator, Emrakul, the Aeons Torn, Dark Depths, Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth, the Ineffable, Baneslayer Angel, Darksteel Colossus, Morphling, Spiritmonger, Sliver Overlord and everything, all said, at once. O.o

Hans, the Incredible Hulk {R}{R}{R}{G}{G}{G}

Legendary Creature- Giant Beast Warrior Barbarian Berserker Monster

Trample, haste, double strike, rampage #lots#

Whenever Hans, the Incredible Hulk attacks, blocks, is targeted, is dealt damage, or deals damage, destroy target artifact, creature, or ... (see all)
Posted By: DarthParallax (9/18/2012 9:53:29 AM)
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