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Best. Flavor Text. Ever.
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Posted By: Faildini (11/30/2010 7:11:11 AM)
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Is gum food?
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Posted By: divine_exodus (11/8/2010 3:58:29 PM)
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The reminder text is dirty, lol.
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Posted By: nammertime (6/10/2010 4:34:03 PM)
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This card would make more sense if it was called Jub Jub
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Posted By: Hydrogoose (3/14/2009 3:24:18 AM)
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lol.
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Posted By: Duskdale_Wurm (6/7/2010 5:30:00 AM)
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If your putting food in your mouth hasn't resolved yet and someone plays a overloaded CounterfIux, do you have to bring/autocard... (see all)
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Posted By: Swag_Crow (1/21/2014 6:59:45 AM)
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To not play against Tekeru Kobayashi what ever you do.
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Posted By: car2n (4/7/2010 12:24:59 AM)
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heh
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Posted By: tantallum99 (4/12/2010 6:26:21 PM)
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Throw four of these onto the battlefield, then reach for your 3-inch diameter jawbreakers.
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Posted By: Totema (10/10/2011 10:35:03 PM)
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@supershawn Yo dawg, we herd yo like food, so we put food into yo food, so yo can eat while yo eat.
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Posted By: bansheemane (12/16/2011 11:52:17 PM)
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