"Hey Wormcoil Engine? Henry Ford just called- you've been internally combusted."
"Ball Lightning! Couldn't even muster a pair."
"Alpha Tyrranax? Just a fossil, son."
"Hey, Argent Sphinx, riddle me this: Who just died?"
"Bellowing Tangleworm- you mad, bro?"
"Mindless Null- you....wait, seriously? Mindless Null?"
Anyway, fun times ensure with Miss Demeanor in play as well. Take the opportunity to fulfill both conditions:
"Man, it was very bold of you to put that creature in your deck. I mean, anyone else playing it, and it would suck. Hell, in a vacuum, it sucks- and really, to be honest, compared to your other cards, it sucks. But with your skill of play, and absolute mastery of the game, you have made that creature work. I'm thouroghly impressed by your ability to use a crappy card to its fullest potential. Too bad it's dead, of course, but still, good show."
Posted By:
DoctorKenneth
(3/3/2011 4:24:45 PM)
i do this anyway. not even a drawback
Posted By:
Rakdos.Da.Purifier
(1/15/2011 11:39:51 PM)
Yo mama sooo fat, she's a win condition with Mayael's Aria!
Yo mama sooo slow, she has Third Strike!
Yo mama sooo ugly, she has Intimidate AND Fear!
Yo mama sooo fat, when she rotates out of standard, she rotates out of standard!
Yo mama sooo stupid, she designed Mindless Null for the GDS 2!
Posted By:
Shadoflaam
(6/14/2011 9:58:31 AM)
This could be tricky with something like wrath of god if this is indestructible. Then again, it doesn't say you can't use the same insult more than once.
Posted By:
divine_exodus
(4/22/2011 5:51:50 PM)
Use this in tandem with Rod of Spanking for some epic results.
Posted By:
Crynocent
(6/9/2011 11:48:41 PM)
Four of her, four of Blind Zealot and 28 kill spells?
I. Must. Craft. This. NAO!
Posted By:
ThisisSakon
(6/2/2012 4:29:20 PM)
"Yo Pathrazer of Ulamog was so fat that it took three cards to block the sucka"
Not necessarily funny, but it had to be said
Posted By:
NARFNra
(11/8/2010 9:09:16 PM)
Ah it is a black mother of runes. I get it. well played Wizards.
Posted By:
kabal363
(11/21/2010 5:55:30 PM)
Your momma so dumb, when she asked what kind of player I was, I told her I was a Johnny and she asked me, "Goldmane or Vengeant"
Posted By:
sweetestsadist
(8/3/2010 6:36:56 PM)
epic win! an excuse for some trash talk.
Posted By:
mikato1
(1/19/2010 1:03:04 PM)