IT'S TIME TO PLAY WHEEL. OF. TOOORTUUUUUURE!!!
Doesn't sound quite as fun...
Posted By:
allmighty_abacus
(5/25/2010 2:49:02 PM)
Some of the most groan-worthy flavour text ever.
Posted By:
ClockworkSwordfish
(11/17/2010 1:44:42 PM)
In my opinion, WotC shoud do these kind of Vorthos cards more often nowadays.
Posted By:
Planesjogger
(12/29/2008 2:51:52 PM)
For those on a budget, the uncommon Rackling from Nemesis does the same thing for 1 more mana, but is a 2/2 artifact creature instead of just an artifact.
Posted By:
JohnnyBoi
(5/5/2011 4:27:09 PM)
i prefer The Rack... its uncommon... this is rare... even in a multiplayer battle, just bring out more!
Posted By:
Ricster24
(6/2/2011 12:24:28 PM)
Right up there with Hidden Gibbons for my favorite flavor text. Werebear is a strong contender as well.
Posted By:
Robface
(7/10/2011 4:14:36 PM)
Oh my god. They actually printed that flavor text? I'm...speechless.
Posted By:
dlgn
(7/8/2012 5:40:19 PM)
Strictly worse than The Rack in a duel, but a fun way to *** off the table in Multiplayer;)
Posted By:
DyadyaIstvan
(7/24/2009 1:28:04 PM)
Worst. Flavor text. Ever.
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Posted By:
Dodavehu
(1/31/2010 12:35:09 PM)
I can't believe this isn't an Un-card. I'm used to lame puns in flavor text, but in the actual card name?
Posted By:
achilleselbow
(8/18/2010 8:22:55 PM)