Baseball is no game to your average Keldon.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(4/13/2012 1:38:14 AM)
That guy watching the meteor come in at him is probably the most hardcore guy ever.
"HOLD ON GUYS I GOT THIS!"
Posted By:
igniteice
(4/9/2012 1:58:42 PM)
"Is everyone okay? Where's Norin?"
"That coward took off toward the beach as soon as the fighting broke out, sarge."
"Ha! As I thought. You can say what you like about our Norin, corporal, but that is one man who knows how to stay out of troub.... Did you hear that?"
"Hear what, sir?"
"Good man."
Posted By:
Reliquium
(1/29/2012 6:11:28 AM)
Just the thing for those pesky storm crows. - Jaya Ballard
Posted By:
lilwolf2005
(1/12/2013 12:07:58 AM)
Strictly more fun than Doom Blade.
Posted By:
Villainous1
(8/29/2011 5:37:16 AM)
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
Posted By:
umeboshi110
(3/31/2013 10:33:33 PM)
@Andon_A
your work, sir, is admirable. but, as a troll, i feel obligated to one up you.
So, in an even more convoluted situation...
4 Spitemares, 4 Mogg Maniacs, 4Quest for Pure Flames, 4 Furnace of Raths, 4 Fire Servants, 4 Gratuitous Violences, a Stuffy Doll and a Shivan Meteor.
The Shivan Meteor is going to zoom in through the rift and pop 53,248 damage on your Spitemare because it's really doing 13 x (2^12) damage from being doubled 4 times by the Fire Servants, Quest for Pure Flames and Furnace of Raths.
Chances are pretty good that your Spitemare will cease to exist. BUT BEFORE IT DOES, it's going to pump that damage up 2^12 again after being doubled by the Gratuitous Violences, the Qu... (see all)
Posted By:
thelasttroll
(2/15/2011 1:40:37 PM)
Take that Little Girl!
Posted By:
JFM2796
(8/18/2011 9:45:21 PM)
I like to think that you have a choice between just flinging the meteor at something now, or suspending it for cheap and waiting for the animated cutscene to finish. This card is delicious, delectable overkill.
Posted By:
Cubozoan
(5/18/2011 5:55:32 AM)
Holy Shivan Meteor Batman!
I would've loved the flavor text to be "Holy shi..."
Posted By:
Gomorrah
(3/24/2010 6:08:44 PM)