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This is the weirdest, most confounding artwork on a Magic card I think I have ever seen. It's just like TITS!!!....... and also an enchantment.
Posted By: Goatllama (6/11/2012 10:04:31 AM)



Haha, in all honesty, TERRIBLE card.
Posted By: Anubisisking (4/2/2011 5:55:41 PM)


"Hey players, sorry you just got a dead card in your limited pool, here's some cleavage to make up for it."
Posted By: GlassJoetheChamp (7/15/2012 12:08:16 AM)


This has to be one of the worst auras ever made. So overcosted.
Oh, and to anyone wondering, that's a Kithkin chick. No humans on Lorwyn.
Posted By: Kryptnyt (10/31/2011 4:46:05 AM)


The high mana cost is so it can combo well with clash. If you want to ensure your chances, you put a 5 mana cost on top of the deck.
Posted By: Tommy9898 (3/16/2011 12:01:56 AM)


The art is a little odd, but at least it has wings in it. You can argue it pictures what it's supposed to as well as prominently featuring a girl's bosom... unlike, oh, I don't know, Vampire's Bite.
Posted By: Kirbster (7/2/2012 1:39:42 PM)


Little known fact;
Long, long ago, the Orzhov conspired to invade and subjugate the plane of Lorwyn in a blatant parody of Shrek. They were met with fierce resistance; however, they held the upper hand thanks to the combined smexy of their humans and angels. All seemed lost, until the Kithkin discovered the source of their power, and one true weakness; cleavage windows. They actually devised this enchantment to rob the Ravnican invaders of this asset, and with it went on to claim total victory.
Coincidentally, that was also the end of civilian interplanar travel. Teysa had all routes shut down to preserve her reputation.
Posted By: Nexaduro (10/2/2013 8:01:50 PM)


It looks like a pair of rockets hit her in the back.
Posted By: divine_exodus (5/24/2011 1:24:44 PM)


This appears to be cleavage.
Posted By: Catmurderer (11/18/2009 11:22:07 PM)


Tries to do too much, and does none of it particularly well. Seriously, a CMC of 5!?
Posted By: ArtBell (2/15/2010 7:23:04 PM)