I'd play it for its flavor text alone.
Posted By:
Magnor_Criol
(4/18/2011 10:56:07 AM)
Sounds like some flavor text writer jokingly suggested it, but his brilliance was soon realized.
Posted By:
NeoKoda
(3/3/2012 12:30:40 PM)
I'd play it for it's evoke alone.
Posted By:
pigknight
(2/20/2011 9:38:10 PM)
AWESOME FLAVOR TEXT IS AWESOME
Posted By:
zqft
(4/28/2010 9:15:46 PM)
Nothing is as amazing as smashitude!
Posted By:
Silverware
(8/4/2010 4:38:03 PM)
Not bad, the evoke cost is so cheap... 3/5
Posted By:
nimzo
(11/28/2009 1:42:58 PM)
That is possibly the best flavor text ever printed on a magic card.
Posted By:
NoobOfLore
(6/13/2011 3:13:09 AM)
Smashitude: n. A quantity used to determine Nigel Thornberry approval.
Posted By:
Shadoflaam
(2/6/2012 3:37:21 PM)
Nawwwww ^_^
Posted By:
Stray_Dog
(1/13/2011 6:08:01 PM)
Evoke is useful on this one, but if you're really looking for a creature tied to that effect, Oxidda Scrapmelter is better.
Posted By:
Robface
(8/29/2011 8:34:01 PM)