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It's a soldier now, so you can cheat it into play with Preeminent Captain.
Posted By: DrJones (2/3/2010 1:19:08 PM)


What's wrong with everybody? this guy rocks! He's got a Pac-Man on his chest!

Oh wait playability? no he blows it big time.
Posted By: Pontiac (4/10/2011 4:53:56 PM)


Horribly bad and reprinted multiple times, which is surprising considering how unplayable this card is.
Posted By: Radagast (10/14/2010 8:32:25 AM)


Exalted deck with Rafiq of the Many? 9/5 double strike, hello!
Posted By: achilleselbow (7/23/2010 5:37:33 AM)


Rare, trample-less, white Crash of Rhinos with a drawback. At least he's a soldier.
Posted By: KikiJikiTiki (10/19/2010 3:39:04 PM)


Akron? Is he from Ohio?
Posted By: jfre81 (7/25/2011 7:41:12 PM)


Run in an artifact deck...Nevermind, he still sucks.
Posted By: NoobOfLore (12/4/2010 11:33:21 PM)


Shock is ten times more playable than this.
Posted By: DacenOctavio (8/25/2011 10:46:13 PM)


Donate and pacifism?
Posted By: KrosanSheep (3/10/2012 9:27:26 PM)


8/4 for 8 would be terrible, make the mana cost more restrictive and give him a crushing drawback. That gets you this piece of trash!

I guess their logic was, he could win the game in 2-3 attacks. Which is true if your opponent is a goldfish.
Posted By: TheWrathofShane (10/12/2012 10:49:50 AM)