It's a soldier now, so you can cheat it into play with Preeminent Captain.
Posted By:
DrJones
(2/3/2010 1:19:08 PM)
What's wrong with everybody? this guy rocks! He's got a Pac-Man on his chest!
Oh wait playability? no he blows it big time.
Posted By:
Pontiac
(4/10/2011 4:53:56 PM)
Horribly bad and reprinted multiple times, which is surprising considering how unplayable this card is.
Posted By:
Radagast
(10/14/2010 8:32:25 AM)
Exalted deck with Rafiq of the Many? 9/5 double strike, hello!
Posted By:
achilleselbow
(7/23/2010 5:37:33 AM)
Rare, trample-less, white Crash of Rhinos with a drawback. At least he's a soldier.
Posted By:
KikiJikiTiki
(10/19/2010 3:39:04 PM)
Akron? Is he from Ohio?
Posted By:
jfre81
(7/25/2011 7:41:12 PM)
Run in an artifact deck...Nevermind, he still sucks.
Posted By:
NoobOfLore
(12/4/2010 11:33:21 PM)
Shock is ten times more playable than this.
Posted By:
DacenOctavio
(8/25/2011 10:46:13 PM)
Donate and pacifism?
Posted By:
KrosanSheep
(3/10/2012 9:27:26 PM)
8/4 for 
would be terrible, make the mana cost more restrictive and give him a crushing drawback. That gets you this piece of trash!
I guess their logic was, he could win the game in 2-3 attacks. Which is true if your opponent is a goldfish.
Posted By:
TheWrathofShane
(10/12/2012 10:49:50 AM)