"Man, what a debilitating disadvantage. I have to return a creature to my hand every turn? I don't know if I can deal with that. I mean, it's only a 6/6 for 5, that's a a really big disadvantage for that cost."
I can't wait to see how idiots react to this guy. So damned good. Huge body and triggers evolve like mad.
Posted By:
DoragonShinzui
(4/24/2013 6:45:51 PM)
This guy + Renegade Krasis fuels insane Evolve shenanigans.
Posted By:
Haplo81
(4/24/2013 8:31:29 PM)
I knew an old lady who swallowed a Squidfly! I don't know why she swallowed the Squidfly! Perhaps she'll die!
I knew an old lady who swallowed an Eelhawk! That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the Eelhawk to catch the Squidfly! I don't know why she swallowed the Squidfly! Perhaps she'll die!
I knew an old lady who swallowed a Waspcrab! Oww! How drab to swallow a Waspcrab! She swallowed the Waspcrab to catch the Eelhawk! That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the Eelhawk to catch the Squidfly! I don't know why she swallowed the Squidfly! Perhaps she'll die!
I knew of a Frog Beast that swallowed an old lady...!
Posted By:
OlathQuortek
(1/14/2014 8:53:18 PM)
It's obvious which creature will be returning to my hand each upkeep.
Wicked card.
Posted By:
Dragonshoredreamz
(5/6/2013 9:57:23 AM)
Hmm... I don't know if this really good.
I mean, it's not like Simic's ability has anything to do with creatures entering the battlefield.
AB. SO. LOOTLY. NOTHING.
Posted By:
Ferlord
(4/24/2013 7:39:13 PM)
Not bad. Fits right in with Nulltread Gargantuan and Stampeding Wildebeests as above-curve beaters that let me keep casting my Coiling Oracle, Wall of Blossoms and Mystic Snake.
This one even lets me bounce my Man-o'-War, which the Wildebeests don't (of course, that's why I use Equilibrium too).
I think one or two of these will fit nicely in my Blue/Green deck. I approve.
Posted By:
SiamKor
(4/25/2013 3:35:42 AM)
Favourite flavour text of the set. Hell, favourite card of the set. Rock on you funky Frog Beast, rock on...
Posted By:
Villainous1
(4/25/2013 10:41:20 AM)
@martianshark
This is clearly better than Roaring Primadox because it's a Frog Beast.
Posted By:
Abl
(4/23/2013 4:22:57 PM)
SKINNER
Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
LISA
But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
SKINNER
No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
LISA
But aren't the snakes even worse?
SKINNER
Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
LISA
But then we're stuck with gorillas!
SKINNER
No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Posted By:
TastetheJace
(7/11/2013 4:09:46 PM)
I really wish waspcrabs, eelhawks, and squidflies got actual cards.
Posted By:
TheBringer
(4/24/2013 10:46:50 PM)