Turn 1:land
Turn 2:land, Vile Bile.
Turn 3: land
Turn 4: land, Dark Ritual (sorry, just to make this quicker), Soul Conduit
Turn 5: land
Turn 6: land, poke vile bile 9 times. Play Soul Conduit's effect.
Turn 7: Find the lost teeth from your mouth because you got punched in the face.
Posted By:
Ferlord
(7/18/2011 7:28:28 PM)
Come prepared: Stalk your opponent beforehand and collect their nail clippings.
Posted By:
Dabir
(12/7/2012 10:31:17 AM)
lol at brunsbr's post.
Posted By:
mikato1
(1/19/2010 1:33:46 PM)
I so wanna play an unglued/unhinged draft, it looks like so much fun
Posted By:
Superllama12
(3/12/2011 6:26:14 PM)
... Which is why you play with card sleeves.
Posted By:
Gcrudaplaneswalker
(6/24/2012 3:54:01 PM)
talk about over powered, you don't even gotta end your turn until you've finished forcing your opponent to touch it repeatedly, I think this is the first un- card I've seen that I didn't want.
Posted By:
supershawn
(3/19/2010 6:57:06 PM)
Common Courtesy dictates that this card should not be forcefully applied to another player: that is no fun.
Posted By:
izzet_guild_mage
(6/2/2010 10:29:33 PM)
If you play this card and every table in the gaming store hasn't been overturned from you leaping over them to chase down that last----two----damage, then you're playing this card wrong.
This card offers a very convenient way to determine how fast your friends can run.
Posted By:
Salient
(8/31/2011 10:47:33 PM)
Great unless you use sleaves.
Posted By:
lemon-guy
(11/12/2011 4:17:32 PM)
Efficient beater in black. Just use gloves to skirt the drawback.
Too bad there aren't any ways to force your opponent to touch the card.
Posted By:
Axelle
(2/22/2012 11:27:04 AM)