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Posted By: TheWrathofShane (11/10/2012 9:34:47 AM)
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This should really have been printed in the Divine vs. Demonic set. Just because.
Posted By: GrimjawxRULES (9/23/2011 6:23:21 PM)
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Smexy.
Posted By: Ideatog (10/12/2011 7:45:41 PM)
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@ Concerned_Bystander: Earthbind looks more like a bondage-themed card than a tentacle rape card.

As for the card, I really don't like it. Flavorful, though. Especially funny to see a 1/1 creature induce despair all over a Phyrexian praetor or Baneslayer Angel.
Posted By: Axelle (4/25/2011 7:41:48 PM)
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Whoa. My mind isn't usually sick and twisted but after I read some of the tentacle rape comments I couldn't help but start thinking.

Imagine revealing Grsielbrand to tentacle rape Avacyn...... 0_0 In front of all her followers and they can do NOTHING to stop it..... And it would be JUST enough to take her down. So, she would put up a long but futile struggle as he, slowly, takes her down. *_* Oh, Griselbrand's ultimate revenge! ^_^

Now that would be a fantasy pron I would pay money to see! XD

Now all those Bankslayer Angel haters can have their ultimate fantasy revenge! The irony of it is that a revealed demon for the CMC gets past the protection from demons with this ^o^ !!!!

@GrimjawxRULES:
Yes, it should have...... all those pretty angles....

Ack! What am I posting!?
Dammit! Look at what all of you did to my soul!
Posted By: CorkBulb (8/21/2012 3:06:42 AM)
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I sense some tentacle rape coming on...
Posted By: Test-Subject_217601 (11/24/2010 9:40:26 AM)
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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Posted By: boneclub (3/31/2012 4:44:07 PM)
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There is only one tentacle rape card, for those of you who have not seen it please allow me to introduce Earthbind. Nuff said.
Posted By: Concerned_Bystander (3/11/2011 7:24:35 AM)
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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfgfy31ZEs1qg50fwo1_500.jpg

Nothing more needs to be said.
Posted By: Falgorn (8/7/2011 1:06:57 AM)
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This is why nerds are stereotyped as perverts. It's certainly not bad enough to never be run ever, and so eventually someone's mom is going to find this in said person's deck, and Magic will have one less player.
Posted By: Shadoflaam (10/29/2011 2:36:57 PM)
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