Can block 99 creatures but a rogue aint one.
If at least one person out there read that with a rhythm, then my job is done.
Posted By:
gengiscorn
(9/19/2013 6:54:47 AM)
4.5 for flavor alone. I'm also glad to see giants getting love in the recent sets.
Posted By:
Okuu-chan
(9/28/2013 4:50:09 AM)
Its not that silly. One of the first titans in Greek mythology had primordial beings on her side with a hundred hands. Also, if you have to choose between guardian of the gateless and him, do what I did, choose both.
Posted By:
orzhov20
(11/9/2013 10:50:21 PM)
Oh how I love the Flavour, He's going into one of my casual decks just for the silliness of actually blocking 100 of my saprolings in my mycoloth token deck.
Posted By:
Lord_AndraK
(11/18/2013 11:10:05 PM)
I got 99 problems but a blocker ain't one.
Posted By:
The_Trendkill
(9/17/2013 2:29:10 PM)
6/5 for flavor
Posted By:
Nocpas
(9/17/2013 3:49:59 PM)
This guy can block 99 creatures...but a ferropede ain't one.
Posted By:
Barjin-N-Blastum
(10/20/2013 7:29:41 AM)
Hilarious Monstrous-triggered ability. Unless you're playing against a token deck, that ability might as well say "Hundred-Handed One may block any number of creatures.".
Posted By:
Tiggurix
(9/19/2013 12:02:28 AM)
Hilarious/10. I could not stop laughing once I hit the last line. Something about the MTG formatting forcing them to actually write out the word "ninety-nine" made it so much funnier to me.
Posted By:
anotherfan321
(9/17/2013 7:17:32 PM)
Potentially the most flavorful card of the set. I approve.
Posted By:
Doaj
(9/17/2013 3:52:47 PM)