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A red bear with a plus instead of a drawback. Pretty decent.
Posted By: Axelle (2/22/2012 11:42:04 AM)


The pen is mightier than the sword, though both can ruin a perfectly good shirt.
Posted By: KokoshoForPresident (4/26/2012 2:10:37 PM)



Posted By: dlgn (5/13/2012 6:57:52 PM)


Ironically, this has 4 lines of text.
Posted By: Ferlord (11/21/2012 10:50:05 PM)


I just noticed that there is no comment on this card that Frazzled Editor has protection from.
Posted By: azure_drake222222 (2/2/2013 9:15:23 AM)


What a coincidence, my Pen is mightier than a sword too...
4/5 Stars
Edit: What the frack is that green thing on his desk that hes holding on to?
Posted By: Hunter06 (2/17/2013 7:18:04 PM)


Re: Uhhsam, "does this card have protection from itself?"

If text doesn't count reminder text, then no; the only line of rules text Frazzled Editor has is "Protection from wordy."

This card is so great: The art (I think that's the tail of an iguana he's grasping; there's a typewriter and telephone on his desk; there are stacks of magic cards; moths surrounding the light, etc.), the flavor text, the editor's marks . . .

Can anyone confirm or point me to the reference that states that flavor text and reminder text doesn't count towards wordiness? My friend uses this card against me all the time, and I complain that flavor text shouldn't count.
Posted By: MagnusMtG (5/4/2013 11:02:11 AM)


The funniest part about this card is that it's still better than any legitimate common red bear.
Posted By: Tiggurix (5/7/2013 9:40:49 PM)


He's writing left-handed.
Posted By: sparckle (5/17/2013 10:15:05 PM)


You fellas seem to be having trouble printing the word "penis."

Seems a little self-conscious if you ask me.
Posted By: blurrymadness (6/18/2013 2:15:01 PM)


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