Dear Wizards art department: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!!!
Dear Wizards editors: WERE YOU COMPLETELY ASLEEP WHEN YOU OKAY'D THIS ARTWORK?!!!
I can't even think about how good this card is, because everytime I look at it I just think "Dick. Dick. That's a huge dick erupting from the ground. Dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG7LjVCj50Y"
Posted By:
cardraptor6
(10/1/2012 10:47:57 AM)
So THAT'S where she keeps it!
Oh me oh my, looks like there's some downvoting of ***-related comments going on. Just give up, this is a lost battle.
Posted By:
MyrBattlecube
(10/3/2012 3:50:53 PM)
Oh no, it's a dong wurm! OH NO! TWO dong wurms!
Posted By:
demonpants
(10/3/2012 11:52:35 AM)
Dear god, entering from anywhere can trigger its effect, Recurring Nightmare decks and its peers would abuse this to no end. Splinter Twin would love this one too.
Posted By:
Cyberium
(9/25/2012 7:26:45 PM)
Comes down the turn after Conjurer's Closet, 3 Wurms are better than 2! :)
Posted By:
nopemx6
(9/26/2012 10:39:20 AM)
Obligatory link to Parallel Lives. And Restoration Angel, and Cloudshift. GW blink is looking really good.
Posted By:
rollinsclone
(9/27/2012 9:19:53 PM)
Wow. for a long time, the only decent wurm was Trench Wurm. But recently, first Pelakka Wurm, then Wurmcoil Engine and Engulfing Slagwurm, then Massacre Wurm, now this.
@Totema: Mine does not look like that.
Posted By:
bay_falconer
(9/28/2012 10:56:57 AM)
I enjoy that the great grandson of Siege Wurm still carries on the family tradition. That said, Wurm tribal... Please Wizards. Please make a red/green/white legendary wurm lord in the future.
Posted By:
TheManakinTransfer
(10/2/2012 1:50:54 AM)
This seems really overpowered until you consider that it's a multi colored card that's more color intensive than grave titan, but without making more attackers every time you attack. The titans really were just ridiculous, I'm glad that this is much more balanced than them without being too weak.
Posted By:
infinight
(10/5/2012 7:26:57 PM)
Broodmate Wurm
Posted By:
RedAtrocitus
(10/5/2012 4:20:28 PM)