Ach! Hans, run! It's the (insert name of your favourite Titan here)!
You get your choice of 6 damage, 4 lands, 4 2/2 Zombie tokens, 2 tapped permanents that don't untap for a while or 2 CMC 3 or less cards from your graveyard. Every turn. As well as a 6/6 for attacking.
Or, you know, Blightsteel Colossus.
Well, someone had to be boring and actually think of practical uses for this card.
Posted By:
TitansFTW
(5/12/2013 3:32:27 PM)
just say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the Progenitus ! and you pretty much won.
Posted By:
printsmorgan
(7/18/2013 5:10:44 PM)
divine_exodus
you lose
Posted By:
SIlverSkyz
(9/18/2010 10:06:45 AM)
@ IRHennessy , that wouldn't work unless you have the one with out a cost already in your hand, it would only give you one of them, and thus it would die immediately after coming into play (as per the ruling on the cards)
Posted By:
bijart_dauth
(9/30/2010 7:23:55 PM)
First card alphabetically...except for maybe 1996 World Champion...
Posted By:
Superllama12
(1/26/2011 7:01:09 PM)
Ach! Hans. run! It's the Tree of Redemption!
Posted By:
Shadoflaam
(12/29/2011 11:37:57 AM)
So, how do you get _____ with this card? Do you have to change its name first, or does it work without?
"Ach! Hans, run! It's the. . . um. . . the . . . underscore-underscore-underscore-underscore . . ."
Hans: "It's the what?"
Posted By:
KokoshoForPresident
(5/23/2012 6:39:27 PM)
Gotta stay canon and use it to get Lhurgoyf. ^^
Posted By:
Secksee
(6/30/2012 8:02:02 AM)
I love it when the megajohnnies start comboing unhinged/ungluedcards with real ones.
Posted By:
Geistmage7
(11/27/2012 4:46:59 PM)
"Ach! Hans, run! It's me, Saffi Eriksdotter! I've been Zombify-ed!
Posted By:
pedrodyl
(12/31/2012 1:36:25 PM)