Strictly less eager than Overeager Apprentice.
Posted By:
RJ.693
(2/12/2012 2:25:14 PM)
And now there's a housecat that is better than he is. If I were outclassed by a housecat, I'd go home and be a family man.
Posted By:
syrazemyla
(4/24/2012 7:34:20 PM)
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks eat my shiny, eat my shiny~ shiny Muraganda Petroglyphs."
(Of course, sans Elite Vanguard and Volunteer Militia)
Posted By:
Mootaco
(5/27/2012 1:48:17 PM)
Worse (not even "strictly") than Sanctuary Cat.
Posted By:
Chazwald1
(7/21/2012 11:00:16 AM)
atleast its a soldier witch is a bit relevant seeing all the soldier lords out there
Posted By:
superjohn57
(11/17/2012 1:45:38 PM)
He Just graduated from the Acadamy and only has three days till retirement
Posted By:
Smokey790
(3/2/2013 4:06:45 PM)
There is about 40 or so cards that are clearly better then you. Just search for white solider with cmc 1. Just about every single one of those two full pages worth is better then this fire-starter.
.5/5 for being bottom of the barrel. Some cards have to get shafted, I understand this. Still, I feel the game would have been okay with this being stronger.
Posted By:
TheWrathofShane
(3/14/2013 4:53:13 PM)
This has got to be one of weakest human beings I know. He'll die to INSIDIOUS BOOKWORMS. Seriously? A normal worm?
Posted By:
Kserwin
(6/9/2013 7:23:00 AM)
This could be the "plainest" card ever :)
Posted By:
RetroGamer3
(6/12/2013 11:32:21 AM)
Trained Caracal is better
Posted By:
MechaKraken
(9/22/2013 10:09:21 PM)