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As perhaps the worst creature ever printed, enough people probably want it. Bad cards are a great way to humiliate someone. This is a great way to make them commit double murder suicides.
Posted By: Kryptnyt (11/23/2010 12:28:19 AM)
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Why is this not ever going to be reprinted? I thought that that was restricted to GOOD CARDS!!!!!
Posted By: Superllama12 (1/31/2011 6:47:47 AM)
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Combo with Endemic Plague to kill your enemy's Wood Elementals too.

P.S... HOW THE HELL IS THIS HIDEOUS ABOMINATION NEARLY 1 STAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Posted By: JFM2796 (8/22/2011 10:29:33 PM)
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Combos with... oh who the hell am I kidding.
Posted By: Anathame (9/18/2011 5:16:59 PM)
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Wood Elemental, too strong
Posted By: wilhelmthefirst (1/11/2012 4:02:00 PM)
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ok i think i MIGHT have a combo

wood elemental, psychosis crawler, Pedantic learning, prismatic omen, greater good, mirari's wake, mana reflection, early harvest, wound reflection

so you have psychosis crawler, pedantic learning, prismatic omen, mirari's wake, and mana reflection and wound reflection in play as well as any 5 lands (assume five because that is what you would have needed to cast mirari's wake and everything else can follow on)

tap all lands for mana: you have 20 mana floating
pay 3 mana, cast early harvest: 17 floating
pay 4 mana cast wood elemental, sac 5 lands: 13 floating
pay 5 mana use pedantic learning draw 5 cards, psychosis crawler causes lifeloss of 5: 8 floating
pay 4 mana cast greater good: 4 floating
sac wood elemental to greater good, draw 6 cards (+1/+1 from mirari's wake), psychosis crawle... (see all)
Posted By: Flop_It_Out (7/7/2011 4:11:58 AM)
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The only thing more ridiculous than the card itself could possibly be its printed card text.

*s on the lower right-hand corner for the win!
Or in that case...probably not.

Also does anybody else think this card is making quite a trollface?
It's like it knew already over a decade before ragefaces even existed how to mock players with that grimace.

Imagine a player buys a booster (especially if it's an expensive original one from Legends) and gets this as his rare card.
"U MAD?"
Posted By: Mode (8/12/2011 1:31:34 PM)
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That smile...must be laughing at the player for choosing to play him
Posted By: Paladin85 (9/3/2011 5:33:05 AM)
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Green is the color of efficient creatures. Like Terra Stomper, for example, or Leatherback Baloth. So what's this guy's excuse? 3Green for a guy who only becomes a 1/1 if you sacrifice an untapped forest as he comes in? What the fu­ck kind of drugs were they on when they made this? Here's an idea for a "fixed" Wood Elemental.

Wood Elemental
Variable ColorlessGreen
Creature - Plant Elemental
Pay only green mana for Variable Colorless.
Wood Elemental enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
GreenGreen: Place a +1/+1 counter on Wood Elemental.
3: Remove a +1/+1 counter from Wood Elemental. Any player may use this ability.
0/0

Seems completely different, right? Well, that's because there's no real changing this card piece by piece. It needs to be completely torn up and rewritten. Is the card I thought of good? Maybe, probably not. Is it easily broken? Yes. Just ask Corpsejack Menace and Doubling Season. Is it at least better than Wood Elemental as it is? I'd say so.
Posted By: Continue (11/27/2012 9:52:24 PM)
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Hmmm. This card may be good in one circumstance.
Crucible of Worlds + Fastbond. If you can sacrifice a forest, then play it again, then tap it then sac it then play it again loop loop loop loop loop loop Infinite mana infinite power infinite toughness.... wood elemental.
If you can't... well, I tried.
Posted By: Psuedonaut (2/13/2011 2:06:11 AM)
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