"Matt Dixon" (8)
target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
Defective Detective can't be blocked.
When Defective Detective enters, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.
Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less.
Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac.
Trample
Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it.
Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.
At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Gatherer works better in the Companion app!
(, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)