Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn and Anthem of Rakdos deals 1 damage to you.

Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand, if a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1.

Other white creatures you control get +1/+1.

Whenever you cast a red spell, Balefire Liege deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 3 life.

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn.

Draw a card.

Return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.

Treefolk spells and Shaman spells you cast cost less to cast.

Whenever an attacking creature you control dies, Brazen Cannonade deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Raid — At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, if you attacked this turn, exile the top card of your library. Until end of combat on your next turn, you may play that card.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.

• 2 — menace • 5 — flying

• 3 — vigilance • 6 — indestructible

• 4 — lifelink

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Trample

: Until end of turn, target creature you control has base power and toughness 5/5 and gains trample.

Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Dungeon Descent enters the battlefield tapped.

: Add .

, , Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Venture into the dungeon. Activate only as a sorcery. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and permanents you control this turn.

Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

When Fathom Seer is turned face up, draw two cards.

Field of the Dead enters the battlefield tapped.

: Add .

Whenever Field of the Dead or another land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters the battlefield attached to that creature.)

Enchanted creature has islandwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

Haste

Goblin spells and Rogue spells you cast cost less to cast.

When Furystoke Giant enters the battlefield, other creatures you control gain ": This creature deals 2 damage to any target" until end of turn.

Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another.

Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if Howling Mine is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Insufferable Syphon, target player discards a card.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

: Nine-Ringed Bo deals 1 damage to target Spirit creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchant land

When Nylea's Presence enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Enchanted land is every basic land type in addition to its other types.

Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs less to cast for each Clown you control.)

Trample

When Ossuary Rats enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Morbid — Create three 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens instead if a creature died this turn.

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library.

Sacrifice Seal of Doom: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)

Creatures target player controls get +0/+1 and gain all creature types until end of turn.

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

Merfolk spells and Wizard spells you cast cost less to cast.

, Discard a card at random: Stormscale Anarch deals 2 damage to any target. If the discarded card was multicolored, Stormscale Anarch deals 4 damage instead.

Flying

Swarm of Bloodflies enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Swarm of Bloodflies.

Whenever Terra Ravager attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lands defending player controls.

, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

When Trusty Retriever enters the battlefield, choose one —

• Put a +1/+1 counter on Trusty Retriever.

• Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Target player sacrifices a creature. You draw cards equal to that creature's power.

As Vesuvan Shapeshifter enters the battlefield or is turned face up, you may choose another creature on the battlefield. If you do, until Vesuvan Shapeshifter is turned face down, it becomes a copy of that creature, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may turn this creature face down."

Morph

Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Unearth (: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, create X 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens, where X is the number of your opponents with four or more cards in hand.