When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

When The Mightstone and Weakstone enters, choose one —

• Draw two cards.

• Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

: Add . This mana can't be spent to cast nonartifact spells.

(Melds with Urza, Lord Protector.)

As The Mimeoplasm enters, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)

I — Return target instant card from your graveyard to your hand.

II — Return target sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

III — Until end of turn, whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on The Moment.

, : Untap target creature you control. It phases out until The Moment leaves the battlefield.

, : Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value less than or equal to the number of time counters on The Moment. Then sacrifice The Moment. Activate only as a sorcery.

Deathtouch

Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters or attacks, open an Attraction.

Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.

Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.

When The Mouth of Sauron enters, target player mills three cards. Then amass Orcs X, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in that player's graveyard. (Put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Trample

The Mycotyrant's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control that are Fungi and/or Saprolings.

At the beginning of your end step, create X 1/1 black Fungus creature tokens with "This creature can't block," where X is the number of times you descended this turn. (You descend each time a permanent card is put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. If you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token instead.

Land cards in your graveyard have dredge 2. (You may return a land card from your graveyard to your hand and mill two cards instead of drawing a card.)

Haste

Into the TARDIS — Whenever The Ninth Doctor becomes untapped during your untap step, you get an additional upkeep step after this step.

Menace, trample, reach

Squirrels you control have ": Target Squirrel gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."

Whenever one or more Squirrels you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Indestructible

When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring.

: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.

You may choose not to untap The Pandorica during your untap step.

, : Untap another target nonland permanent, then it phases out. It can't phase in for as long as The Pandorica remains tapped. When The Pandorica becomes untapped or leaves the battlefield, that permanent phases in. Activate only as a sorcery.

Haste

, : Copy target activated or triggered ability you control from another legendary source that's not a commander. You may choose new targets for the copy. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

This spell costs less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control.

Defender

: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature or planeswalker card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying

Whenever another nontoken artifact enters under your control, create a 2/2 white Human Knight creature token with "This creature gets +2/+2 as long as an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn."

Crew 2

Whenever The Rani enters or attacks, create a red Aura enchantment token named Mark of the Rani attached to another target creature. That token has enchant creature and "Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded."

Whenever a goaded creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, investigate.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)

I — Create a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying. You gain 2 life.

II — Whenever one or more creatures you control with flying deal combat damage to a player this turn, look at that player's hand and draw a card.

III — You may put a card you own from outside the game on top of your library.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create that many Treasure tokens."

Equip

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter.)

I — Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

II — You may discard a card. When you do, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

The Ring tempts you. Then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X land cards, where X is the number of legendary creatures you control. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Delirium — If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player while there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, it deals double that damage instead.

When The Rollercrusher Ride enters, it deals X damage to each of up to X target creatures.

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an opponent at random. Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may play that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it. When you cast a spell this way, its owner loses life equal to its mana value.

Whenever a creature with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, draw a card.

: Put a -1/-1 counter on another target creature.

When The Scorpion God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Players have no maximum hand size.

How Civil of You — At the beginning of your end step, each player may draw a card. Each opponent who does can't attack you or permanents you control during their next turn.

Whenever The Seventh Doctor attacks, choose a card in your hand. Defending player guesses whether that card's mana value is greater than the number of artifacts you control. If they guessed wrong, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you don't cast a spell this way, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

The Shire enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature.

: Add .

, , Tap an untapped creature you control: Create a Food token.

This spell costs less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control die, create a green Fungus Dinosaur creature token with base power and toughness each equal to the total power of those creatures.

, : Double target creature's power until end of turn.

The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn.

Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson.

, , Exile The Stasis Coffin: You gain protection from everything until your next turn.

Visit — An opponent chooses "the fastest," "the scariest," or "the weakest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize

Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Lights — 2, 3, 6

Visit — An opponent chooses "the quietest," "the slowest," or "the ugliest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize

Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Lights — 2, 5, 6

Visit — An opponent chooses "the friendliest," "the smartest," or "the wildest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize

Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Lights — 3, 5, 6

The Surgical Bay enters tapped.

: Add .

, , Sacrifice The Surgical Bay: Draw a card.

When The Swarmweaver enters, create two 1/1 black and green Insect creature tokens with flying.

Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Insects and Spiders you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.)

I, II, III — Mill two cards. If two cards that share a card type were milled this way, draw a card and repeat this process.

IV — Exile any number of target instant, sorcery, and/or Tamiyo planeswalker cards from your graveyard. Copy them. You may cast any number of the copies.

At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 2.

Whenever you choose to put one or more cards on the bottom of your library while scrying, exile that many cards from the bottom of your library.

During your turn, you may play cards exiled with The Temporal Anchor.

Trample

The Third Doctor gets +1/+1 for each noncreature token you control.

When The Third Doctor enters, create your choice of a Clue token, a Food token, or a Treasure token.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)

I — Mill three cards.

II — Return up to two target snow permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.

III — Choose three cards in each graveyard. Their owners shuffle those cards into their libraries.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Amass Orcs 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)

I — You may exchange control of two target creatures.

II — You may exchange control of two target nonbasic, noncreature permanents that share a card type.

III — Target player loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter.)

I — For each opponent, destroy up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls.

II — Each opponent discards three cards, then mills three cards.

III — Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. Exile The True Scriptures, then return it to the battlefield (front face up).

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

Flying, trample

Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.

If an opponent would face a villainous choice, they face that choice an additional time. (They can make the same or different choices.)

While voting, you may vote an additional time.

Flash

As long as The Wandering Emperor entered this turn, you may activate her loyalty abilities any time you could cast an instant.

+1: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains first strike until end of turn.

−1: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance.

−2: Exile target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

Whenever one or more other permanents phase out and whenever one or more other cards are put into exile from anywhere, put a time counter on The War Doctor.

Whenever The War Doctor attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of time counters on it to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)

I — You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

II — Mill three cards.

III — Choose up to three target creature cards with total mana value 8 or less in your graveyard. Return each of them to the battlefield with a necrodermis counter on it. They're artifacts in addition to their other types.

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.)

I — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

II — Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

III — Domain — Target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains trample until end of turn, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.