When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get , then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Flying

Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to Archfiend of Spite, that source's controller loses that much life unless they sacrifice that many permanents.

Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

When Bone Pit Brute enters the battlefield, target creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Breeding Pit unless you pay .

At the beginning of your end step, create a 0/1 black Thrull creature token.

target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)

Flying

Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, Chandra's Spitfire gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Destroy target creature. Consign to the Pit deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Enchant player

Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample.

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Whenever a creature is dealt damage, destroy it. It can't be regenerated.

: Counter target spell unless its controller pays .

Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

: Flamekin Spitfire deals 1 damage to any target.

Sacrifice Fume Spitter: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Exile target nonlegendary creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Otherwise, tap it.

Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, sacrifice that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

You gain 1 life for each land you control.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice all permanents you control and discard your hand.

Target player loses 5 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro, Pitlord unless you pay .

Pay 1 life: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Flying, trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Lord of the Pit. If you can't, Lord of the Pit deals 7 damage to you.

Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)

If Moss-Pit Skeleton was kicked, it enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.

Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, if Moss-Pit Skeleton is in your graveyard, you may put Moss-Pit Skeleton on top of your library.

Target creature you control fights another target creature. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

When Pit Keeper enters the battlefield, if you have four or more creature cards in your graveyard, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying, first strike

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Pit Raptor unless you pay .

First strike

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Pit Spawn unless you pay .

Whenever Pit Spawn deals damage to a creature, exile that creature.

When Pitchburn Devils dies, it deals 3 damage to any target.

If exactly one creature is attacking, you may pay rather than pay this spell's mana cost.

Destroy target attacking creature without flying.

As Pithing Needle enters the battlefield, choose a card name.

Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Sacrifice any number of permanents you control, then draw that many cards.

Plot (You may pay and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.

Dash (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

, Sacrifice another creature: Pitiless Pontiff gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, Plague Spitter deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

When Plague Spitter dies, it deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

: Rakdos Ickspitter deals 1 damage to target creature and that creature's controller loses 1 life.

Destroy two target nonblack creatures. You lose 5 life.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. You gain 1 life for each attacking creature.

When Sage of Epityr enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Equipped creature has first strike.

As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets +1/+1.

Equip

: Add .

, : Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

Jolly Gutpipes — , , Sacrifice a creature: The next creature spell you cast this turn has cascade. (When you next cast a creature spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

, , Discard a card: Create a 3/1 red Elemental creature token named Spark Elemental. It has trample, haste, and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Spark Elemental."

Flash

, , Sacrifice Spiked Pit Trap: Choose target creature, then roll a d20.

1–9 | Spiked Pit Trap deals 5 damage to that creature.

10–20 | Spiked Pit Trap deals 5 damage to that creature. Create a Treasure token.

Counter target noncreature spell.

When Spitebellows leaves the battlefield, it deals 6 damage to target creature.

Evoke (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters the battlefield.)

When Spiteful Banditry enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to each creature.

Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control die, you create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Spiteful Bully deals 3 damage to target creature you control.

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has first strike.

Spiteful Repossession deals damage to each opponent who controls more lands than you equal to the difference. Then create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the damage dealt this way.

Enchant creature

Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to its controller.

Deathtouch

Spiteful Squad enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.

When Spiteful Squad dies, put its counters on target creature you control.

Whenever Spitemare is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target.