When A Girl and Her Dogs enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white legendary Dog creature token and name it.

Whenever A Girl and Her Dogs attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each legendary creature you control.

Sinecure (This creature can occupy a space two spaces higher on the Monk Track than its power.)

Once on each of your odd-numbered (beige) production phases, you may spend two additional sheep when constructing a building. If you do, you may activate the lesser production ability of any building of prestige 5 or lower you control. Exceptions: Apiary, Cobbler (but not Shoemaker), Wainwright.

At the beginning of your combat step, tap CARDNAME.

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Assist kicker (You and up to one other player can spend mana to pay this kicker cost.)

When All-Star Kicker enters the battlefield, your team may pass the ball. Then if All-Star Kicker was kicked, creatures your team controls get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn. (To pass the ball, one of the players on your team gives a permanent or card in hand to another player on your team.)

Flash

Enchant instant or sorcery spell on the stack

When CARDNAME becomes attached to an instant or sorcery, put that card onto the battlefield under its owner's control. It's a creature in addition to its other types with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.

When CARDNAME leaves the battlefield, enchanted card's owner sacrifices it unless they cast it.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.

Once each turn, you may cast a creature spell with power 2 or less from the top of your library.

All Slivers have banding. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

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Vigilance

Aggressive (During your turn, there is an additional combat phase after the first, and only creatures with aggressive may attack during it.)

Counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)<i/>

Draw a card.

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Liberate

Instant

Exile target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Spark (Activate spark abilities by spending or giving yourself spark counters. Activate only one spark ability per turn, and only as a sorcery.)

+1: CARDNAME gains lifelink until end of turn.

−3: Target opponent discards a card. You gain life equal to its converted mana cost.

Double <s>breaker</s> strike

While attacking, this creature gets +1<s>000</s> power for each <s>fire</s> red card in your graveyard.

Until end of turn, cards you own that aren't on the battlefield lose all card types, costs, names, and abilities and become red sorceries named Missile that cost with "Missile deals 2 damage to any target."

(<b>D</b> is a land drop. You may give up one potential land drop this turn to pay for <b>D</b>.)

Whenever Boulder Jockey attacks, you may pay <b>D</b>. If you do, create a 3/3 colorless Construct artifact creature token named Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you cast a spell of a type showing on CARDNAME, put a counter over that type and draw a card. If all five types on CARDNAME have counters over them, sacrifice it and draw one more card. BOX artifact BOX creature BOX enchantment BOX instant BOX sorcery

You may begin the game with CARDNAME in your graveyard. If you do, you lose 1 life.

Forbidden (This card can't be in your starting deck. Yes, you read that right. You need to figure out a way to get it into the game without it being in your deck.)

Target player draws three cards.

When CARDNAME enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 black Insect creature tokens.

Whenever CARDNAME attacks, you may sacrifice an Insect. When you do, curse defending player. (Create a black Aura Curse enchantment token that's attached to that player. It has enchant player and "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.")

Banding (Just ask around until you find someone who knows.)

Creature spells you cast with banding cost less to cast.

Whenever two or more creatures you control attack in a band, each creature in that band gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature in that band.

Flying

CARDNAME's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

When CARDNAME dies, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.

Multicleave (You may pay an additional any number of times as you cast this spell. For each time you do, choose a paired set of square brackets and remove the words in between.)

Destroy target nonblack creature with mana value 3 or less an opponent controls. You and its controller each draw a card and lose 2 life. Create a tapped 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Choose one. Destroy target creature, then —

• Create a Food token.

• Create a Treasure token.

• Put a menace counter on a creature you control.

• That creature's controller mills cards equal to its power.

As long as CARDNAME is tapped, creatures you control have menace and deathtouch.

When CARDNAME dies, two target lands become Swamps. Exile CARDNAME.

, : Tap target creature, then return CARDNAME to its owner's hand.

Positioning (As this creature enters, lock your creatures in order from left to right for as long as you control a creature with positioning. Each time a creature enters or comes under your control, position it to the left or right of another creature you control.)

Adjacent creatures to the left and right of Defender of the Queue get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Create four 1/1 red Devil creature tokens. They have "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

This spell can't be copied.

Copy any number of target instant and/or sorcery spells. You may choose new targets for the copies.

CARDNAME enters the battlefield tapped.

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: Until end of turn, CARDNAME becomes an Equipment artifact with equip .

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Restart the turn, except with CARDNAME in exile. (First, return all cards to where they were as the turn began. For information from hidden zones like the hand, reconstruct as best you can, and do the rest at random.)

When Duelists' Convocation International enters the battlefield, choose a 10-digit number at random and write it down.

Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, if it shares a mana value with one or more uncrossed digits in the chosen number, cross out one of those digits and draw a card. Then if all ten digits are crossed out, you win the game.

Enchant creature or enchantment

Enchanted permanent is an enchantment and loses all other card types. (It still has its abilities, but it's no longer a creature.)

(As this spell resolves, put it into the command zone.)

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.

Choose one —

• CARDNAME deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.

• Unblocked attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.

• Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token with lifelink and haste.

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Fetching Garden enters the battlefield tapped if it was played from your hand.

, : Flanking Licid loses this ability and becomes a creature enchantment that reads "Enchanted creature gains flanking" instead of a creature. Move Flanking Licid onto target creature. You may pay to end this effect.

Whenever Fludge, Gunk Guardian or another Slug, Ooze, Fungus, or Mutant enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent shuffles three Gunk cards into their library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling .)

Destroy target creature with power 2 or less. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Protection from enemy-colored multicolored. (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything that's two enemy colors, such as blue and green.)

When CARDNAME enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. Choose a nonland card from it. Ransom that card. (Exile it. Its owner may pay at any time to return it to their hand.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Forest land token.

(You have to pay to play this land as your land drop. It's green.)

When Glade of the Pump Spells enters the battlefield, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

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(Gobland isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has ": Add .")

Gobland can't block.

Flying, vigilance

Return up to two target black or green creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

You may cast this spell for . If you do, ignore the bracketed text.

When CARDNAME enters the battlefield, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling .)

You may draw cards from anywhere in your library. (You don't get to look at them or reorder them while doing so.)

When Heart of a Duelist enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Nagas and Serpents you control are Snakes. (We'll errata this to be true.)

Snakes you control have daunt, deathtouch, and poisonous 2. (A creature with daunt can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. Whenever a creature with poisonous 2 deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.)

Create three 0/0 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

If CARDNAME is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may reveal it. If you do, you become the starting player.

Haste