At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Trample

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.

As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.

As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.

This land enters tapped.

: Add .

, Sacrifice this land: Add one mana of any color.

First strike

Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard.

Flying

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a blue permanent.

Counter target spell.

Flying

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

This land enters tapped.

When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.

: Add or .

All creatures have protection from black.

Haunt (When this creature dies, exile it haunting target creature.)

When this creature enters or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target enchantment.

Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Vigilance

, : Copy target activated or triggered ability you control from a colorless source. You may choose new targets for the copy. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

When this creature dies, destroy all creatures blocking or blocked by it. They can't be regenerated.

Return target artifact or non-Aura enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield with X additional +1/+1 counters on it. It's a 1/1 Spirit creature with flying in addition to its other types.

Choose one —

• You gain 5 life.

• Prevent the next 5 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Entwine (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Enchant land

When this Aura enters, draw a card.

Enchanted land has ": Add one mana of any color."

Emerge (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.)

When you cast this spell, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Whenever an opponent discards a card, this creature gets +2/+2 and gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Enchanted creature has vigilance as long as you control a black or green permanent.

This spell costs less to cast if you control a Wizard.

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

: Add .

, : Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.

: Add .

, : Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Fabricate 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it or create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.)

When this creature enters, sacrifice a creature.

: Target attacking Zombie gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it's still put into its owner's graveyard.)

Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

Commander creatures you own have "The first Dragon spell you cast each turn costs less to cast."

Search target opponent's library for an artifact card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

Whenever this creature or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Reconfigure (: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Draw a card.

Exile the top three cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may play those cards. (If you cast a spell this way, you still pay its costs. You can play a land this way only if you have an available land play remaining.)

As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +2/+0.

Pay 4 life: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

When Admiral Brass enters, mill four cards.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may return target Pirate creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. It has base power and toughness 4/4. It gains haste until end of turn. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.)

Other creatures you control have melee. (If a creature has multiple instances of melee, each triggers separately.)

Flying, lifelink, haste

First strike

: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample.

Green legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures." (Any legendary creatures can attack in a band as long as at least one has "bands with other legendary creatures." Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two legendary creatures you control, one of which has "bands with other legendary creatures," are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Flying

Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

Flying

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, if defending player controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Crew 2

Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying.

Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Flying

Vehicles you control have flying.

This creature has flying as long as you control an artifact. (It can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

Choose target spell or permanent that's red or green. Its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.