At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Trample

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2.

As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace.

As long as three or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has lifelink.

You may cast spells that have a cycling ability from your graveyard.

If a card that has a cycling ability would be put into your graveyard from anywhere and it wasn't cycled, exile it instead.

Enchant creature

When Abduction enters the battlefield, untap enchanted creature.

You control enchanted creature.

When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a blue permanent.

Counter target spell.

Flying

Whenever Abomination of Gudul deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield tapped.

When Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.

: Add or .

All creatures have protection from black.

Haunt (When this creature dies, exile it haunting target creature.)

When Absolver Thrull enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target enchantment.

Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on Abstract Iguanart.

Devoid (This card has no color.)

Counter target spell unless its controller pays . You create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add ." ( represents colorless mana.)

Flying, ward

: Exile another target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target artifact creature this turn.

If you would draw a card, you may instead choose land or nonland and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.

Choose land or nonland. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

, : Tap target creature. Abyssal Hunter deals damage equal to Abyssal Hunter's power to that creature.

Flying, trample

You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Abzan Kin-Guard has lifelink as long as you control a white or black permanent.

Target creature blocks this turn if able. You may have it gain reach until end of turn.

Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the highest mana value among permanents you control.

Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.

: Target attacking Zombie gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it's still put into its owner's graveyard.)

Spells your opponents cast that target Accursed Witch cost less to cast.

When Accursed Witch dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control attached to target opponent.

, : Acorn Catapult deals 1 damage to any target. That permanent's controller or that player creates a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Whenever enchanted creature attacks, defending player gets two rad counters.

When Acquisitions Expert enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals a number of cards from their hand equal to the number of creatures in your party. You choose one of those cards. That player discards that card. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)

When Act of Authority enters the battlefield, you may exile target artifact or enchantment.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile target artifact or enchantment. If you do, its controller gains control of Act of Authority.

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may repeat this process any number of times.

As Adaptive Automaton enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.

Adaptive Automaton is the chosen type in addition to its other types.

Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

: Add or . Spend this mana only to pay cumulative upkeep costs.

Double strike

Eternalize (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Cat with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

, : Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Ultimate Sacrifice — , Sacrifice Adric: Counter target activated or triggered ability.

Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

, : Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying

: Advanced Hoverguard gains shroud until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, draw a card.

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 1 life for each creature you control with flying.

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying and first strike until end of turn.

Sacrifice Aerie Ouphes: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying.

Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Flying

Vehicles you control have flying.

Aeronaut Tinkerer has flying as long as you control an artifact. (It can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

Choose target spell or permanent that's red or green. Its owner puts it on the top or bottom of their library.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is that creature's mana value.

Flying, lifelink

When Aetherborn Marauder enters the battlefield, move any number of +1/+1 counters from other permanents you control onto Aetherborn Marauder.

Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. It gains "At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand." Then put the rest of the cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.